complete and utter chaos:
tree: guys
hazelnut: what
tree: i just met my new roommate and
tree: guys she's cool
tree: and cute
tree: and just all round attractive
mcqueen: when you said she was cool i was bout to grill you about having a crush but then~
electrical: what's her name
tree: reyna
electrical: i approve
bluuu: the fact that you approve her name is just
ghost king: i hope she's not *shudders* sTRAIGHT
tree: lemme ask
tree: shes bi
gl0w: yaay i am too
anNiEbEtH: Wait I have an idea!
anNiEbEtH: PIPER
anNiEbEtH: WHY DID YOU CHANGE MY NAME
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Annabeth created a new chat
Annabeth added rara, ghost king and 4 others
Annabeth: You guys can plan for pride on this!
Annabeth left the chat
cheetah renamed the chat honey nut queerios
magnum: did-did she just
tree: yes she did
gl0w: alex the group name lol
cheetah: thank me later
rara: idk who any of you are but
magnum: magnus chase, alex's cousin
magnum: oh yea i'm pan
cheetah: alex fierro, genderfluid and bi
cheetah: (she/her rn)
gl0w: will solace, bi
ghost king: nico di angelo, gay as fuck
gl0w: lol i was expecting hazel to come and scream "PROFANITY"
tree: thalia grace, the only straight i am is a straight-up bitch
rara: reyna ramirez-arellano, bi
tree: your name is so long lol
tree: wait whats ur middle name
cheetah: what's taking you guys so long
magnum: twss
gl0w: hA
gl0w: reyna what are ur initials
rara: nO
tree: hehehe
tree: guys its avila btw
ghost king: so
ghost king: your initials are
ghost king: RARA
rara: duh
magnum: CAUGHT UP IN YOUR
gl0w: BAD ROMANCE
ghost king: OH OH OH OHHH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
gl0w changed rara's name to lady gaga
lady gaga: thalia tried to do this
lady gaga: but she faced my wrath
cheetah: *inhale*
cheetah: I WANT YOUR LOVE AND ALL YOUR REVENGE
magnum: alex no
cheetah: YOU AND ME COULD WRITE AYUK3EHJ
magnum: i took her phone away
magnum: anywayzzz, pride is like months away
magnum: bUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING NEXt MONTH
cheetah: no, not like youve been talking about it for HOURS today
magnum: hoe did u get ur phone back?
magnum: *how
magnum: ITS MY BIRTHDAY ON JAN 13 WOOOHOOOO
cheetah: im refusing to buy him a present
magnum: alex :,(
gl0w: nico's is on the 28th, but he denies it
ghost king: wait who told you
gl0w: i knew it was true
gl0w: for the record, jason and leo told me
ghost king: i hate them
tree: we know
tree: and thank u for hating my brother
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hazelnut created a new group chat
hazelnut added tree, Annabeth, and 3 others
hazelnut named the chat who run the world?
mcqueen: girls!
hazelnut: WHO RUN THE WORLD?
mcqueen: girls!
Annabeth: Girls!
lady gaga: GIRLS
tree: girls duh
hazelnut: now that we have that sorted out
hazelnut: let's get down to business
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a/n
the next chapters will be longer i swear
i just wanted to make up for not updating as often
comment some plot ideas or requests!
also, if you were at chb, camp jupiter or hotel valhalla then what would your biggest prank ideas be?
this chapter was written at pride month but i didnt have a wattpad account then so--
i'm straight and cis but i support all you lgbtqa+ people out their!
EDIT: i'm actually bi, but i wrote part of this chapter and the a/n back in may so-
now, time to go back to drawing crotch kicker mccaffrey...
BE MORE GODDY
--misty
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complete and utter chaos
Fanfictiona chaotic group of adults, all social media influencers, models, or others. and one day percy has the brilliant (terrible) idea of bringing them all together. they are still chaos, even from far away. -- a pjo/hoo fanfic, non-demigod social media au.
