Love In The City | Friends Fanfiction

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-September 28th 1995-

   We are all except Ross at Central Perk hanging out with Julie as Brianna is in school.

Julie:Rachel do you have any muffins left?.

Rachel:Yeah I forget which ones.

Julie:Oh you're busy that's ok I'll get it. Anybody else want one?.

All:No thanks.

Julie:"To Rachel".Oh you're losing your apron here let me get it.There you go."Ties it back up".

Rachel:"To Julie".Thank you."Under breath".What a bitch."Walks away".

Julie:Oh listen you guys.I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount.So anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?.

Kat:I can't I have work and a daughter to care for.

Phoebe:I can't I have to take my grandmother to the vet.

Monica:Ok um I'll go with you.

Julie:Great.

Ross:"Enters".Hi honey.

Chandler:Hey sweetums.

Kat:"Chuckles".

Ross:Hello to the rest.

All:Hi.

Joey:Monica what're you doing?.You can't go shopping with her?.What about Rachel?.

Monica:It's gonna be a problem isn't it?.

Chandler:Come on you're going to Bloomingdale's with Julie?.That's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship.

Monica:But I'm-

Phoebe:Monica she will kill you.She will kill you like a dog in the street.

Ross:"To Monica".So uh Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow?.

Monica:Yeah uh it's actually not that big a deal.

Ross:It's a big deal to me.This is great Monica I really appreciate this.

Monica:You're welcome.

Phoebe,Kat:Woof,woof.

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   At Monica and Rachel's Me,Chandler,Rachel and Joey are eating and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk.

Phoebe:Ben dinner!.

Ross:Thanks Aunt Pheebs.Hey you didn't microwave that did you because it's breast milk and you're not supposed to do that.

Phoebe:Duh I think I know how to heat breast milk.Ok.

Phoebe squirts some on her wrist and tastes it.

Chandler:What did you just do?.

Phoebe:I licked my arm what?.

Ross:It's breast milk.

Phoebe:So?.

Rachel:Phoebe that is juice squeezed from a person.