Love In The City | Friends Fanfiction

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- February 3rd 1996-

I just dropped off Brianna at Jackson's and I enter Monica and Rachel's apartment.

Kat:Hey.

All:Hey.

Joey:"Picks up VHS tape".Hey Monica what's on this video tape?.

Monica:Hey you got me put it in.

Rachel enters.

Ross:Oh.

Rachel:Hi.

Ross:Hi.

(Judy:Over here Jack.Ok.I see Rachel's coming up the path.Oh doesn't she look pretty.Jack get this.

We watch as Rachel enters with a huge nose.)

Rachel::Oh my God.

Joey:What is with your nose?.

Rachel:They had to reduce it because of, of my deviated septum.

Chandler:Ok I was wrong that's what they used to cover Connecticut.

Kat:Like you looked any better Chan.

Monica:You know what this is,this is us getting ready for the prom.

Rachel:Oh.

Ross:You know what you guys we don't have to watch this.

All:Oh yeah we do.C'mon.

(Judy:Get a shot of Monica.Where's Monica?.

Monica:Over here dad.

Jack pans over and we see a torso taking up the whole screen.

Jack:Wait how do you zoom out?.

Jack zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich.

Jack:There she is.)

Joey:Some girl ate Monica.

Monica:Shut up the camera adds ten pounds.

Kat:Ah so how many cameras are actually on you?.

(Monica:Oh you look so great.

Rachel:Ah so do you beautiful."Hugs her".

Monica:Oops.

Rachel:What?.

Monica:Shoot I think I got mayonaise on you.

Rachel:Oh that's ok it's just the shoulder it's not my dress.

Jack:Everybody smile.

Monica:Oh dad turn it off.

Jack:It is off.

Monica:Dad it is not.What's with the red light?.

Jack:It's the off light.Right Ross?.

Jack pans over to see Ross with an afro and moustache)

Joey:Looking good Mr.Cotter.

(Ross:You look pretty tonight.

Rachel:Oh thanks.So uh what are you gonna do this summer?.

Ross:Oh you know I'm just gonna,I'm gonna hang out work on my music.

The shoulders of Rachel's dress keep falling off her shoulders.

Rachel:Is my hook unhooked?.These things keep falling down I can't...

Ross:Uh hold on let me see I don't know.So what're you gonna do...

The doorbell rings.

Rachel:Oh the guys are here.