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Tuesday, 06:00

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Mr Green: good morning everyone

Mrs Peacock: Good morning!

Professor Plum: we found our early birds

Wadsworth: you're telling me
Wadsworth: i don't understand it he$ $o awake

Mr Green: sorry cutiepie

Wadsworth: Ew

Mr Green: sorrmy ill think of a beter one than cutiepie you're my angeldust holdnon that's a drug

Professor Plum: sorrmy beter holdnon

Mr Green: y

Professor Plum: trying to find my will to live this morning

Wadsworth: go have $ome ¢offee that'll do it

Mr Green: ooh!! i got one!!

Wadsworth: what is it dear

Mr Green: love of my life!

~10 minutes later~

Professor Plum: what happened

Mr Green: he thrrew his phone

Colonel Mustard: why

Professor Plum: oh youre awake

Colonel Mustard: i have a job you know

Professor Plum: surprisingly

Colonel Mustard: why i oughta

Professor Plum: he threw his phone because he's a disaster bi

Wadsworth: am not

Professor Plum: are to

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