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Saturday, 09:30
Assphyxiation

Mrs Peacock: Are we still going round mine for tonight?

Mr Green: yesss!!! Im bringing our matcjm crocs

Ms Scarlet: I never consented to this

Mr Green: We need crocs to be a family.

Ms Scarlet: Did I miss the memo of us becoming a family

Mrs Peacock:  So proud. He used a capital, a full stop, and he made no errors.

Ms Scarlet: Don't prove him right peacock

Professor Plum: sup ladies and Shrek

Mr Green: Shrek???

Professor Plum: both green innit

Ms Scarlet: What a lovely greeting from the creepy uncle of our fanily

Mr Green: see you undstand!!!

Professor Plum: undstand

Mr Green: :(

Wadsworth: that$ my boyfriend bIT¢H

Mrs Peacock: Anyway, the rest of you are coming, yes? I'm terribly sorry Mr Green, but I'd hate to be stuck with just you and Wadsworth.

Mr Green: theyr definitely coming!!!

Mrs White: We're what

Ms Scarlet: Read peacocks message

Mrs White: no

Ms Scarlet: Fair enough

Professor Plum: i dont ever read the chat properly either

Ms Scarlet: Yes we can tell mr grammar cunt

Professor Plum: THATS PROFESSOR GRAMMAR CUNT TO YOU

Yvette: mr body and I are definitely coming!!

Professor Plum: Good

Ms Scarlet: good

Mrs White: ಠಿ_ಠ

Professor Plum: shut up

Ms Scarlet: oh look the emo is use kaomojis

Mrs White: I'm not an emo.

Wadsworth: $he'$ a goth

Mrs White: Thanks Wadsworth

Ms Scarlet: ಠಿ_ಠ

Professor Plum: ಠಿ_ಠ

Mrs White: HUSH

Mrs Peacock: Children, the lot of you.
Mrs Peacock: I hope you all know how to play poker.

Wadsworth: Im $uper at it

Professor Plum: so am i

Ms Scarlet: let's bankrupt them y'all

Colonel Mustard: y'all

Ms Scarlet: die.

Wadsworth: were ba¢k to death threats

Yvette: oui

Mr Green: whos wxcited yo see eachother tonifhr

Professor Plum:  wxcited yo tonifhr

Ms Scarlet: im not for as we've just seen plums a pillock

Professor Plum: dirty mouth for a madam

Ms Scarlet: harhar

Yvette: im excited my fellw fidget spinners

Mrs White: scarlet let me kill her

Ms Scarlet: you don't need to ask me

Mrs White: ಠಿ_ಠ

Mrs Peacock: Wadsworth. How do I mute everyone on the server?

Ms Scarlet: you don't have that power

Professor Plum: if she has that power can I?

Ms Scarlet: Even his toyboy is powerless why would he give you that ability

Wadsworth: don't ¢all my boyfriend that

Ms Scarlet: boytoy then

Wadsworth has muted everyone on the server for 6 hours
Reason: you all $uck

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 03, 2021 ⏰

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