Colour coded capitalists

mustard isn't piss coloured

Friday, 13:30
Assphyxiation

Ms Scarlet: Any reason I just watched Mrs white almost get runover because she was looking at her phone Wadsworth

Wadsworth: What

Ms Scarlet: Nothing nothing

Mrs White: I what

Ms Scarlet: Please stop looking at your phone

Wadsworth: Don't die pls

Mrs Peacock: Why were you watching Mrs White?

Ms Scarlet: because we're meeting for lunch

Colonel Mustard: but weve nevwr met up for lunch

Ms Scarlet: Like I'd ever be caught in public with you

Colonel Mustard: owch

Professor Plum: nevwr

Colonel Mustard: must yoou mock me furteher

Professor Plum: yoou furteher
Professor Plum: does that answer the question

Mrs Peacock:  Do you solely come online to mock others' spellings?

Professor Plum: yes I sense it with my mind

Ms Scarlet: Mrs white just asked me if I'd like any spare bones

Mrs White: no i didnt

Ms Scarlet: No you totally just did

Mrs White: no i didnt

Ms Scarlet: No you totally just did

Mrs White: no i didnt

Ms Scarlet: No you totally just did

Mrs White: no i didnt

Ms Scarlet: No you totally just did

Mrs Peacock: Girls, for chrissake, please.

Ms Scarlet: What are you our mother

Mrs Peacock: Mr Green seems to think so.

Ms Scarlet: Anyway story time
Ms Scarlet: So Mrs white sits down and is all like "hi how're you" and I'm like "I'm alright what about you miss almost get run over by a car" and this woman doesn't hesitate and looks me in the eyes to say "Have you got any extra bones" and I'm like "no?" And she SAID "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME"

Mrs White: lies I never

Ms Scarlet:  YOU ASKED MEHWO MANY ID LIKE

Professor Plum: how did you answer

Ms Scarlet: why do you wanna know

Mrs White: she said none like a liar and a coward

Ms Scarlet: Wow such love for me you have there

Mrs Peacock: Hold on, aren't you two together? Why are you speaking here?

Ms Scarlet: Because we have better things to talk about
Ms Scarlet: Like Mrs whites crush o

Colonel Mustard: crush on who

Mrs White: youll never find out

Professor Plum: ooooh whites got a crushhhhh

Mrs Peacock: Wait, what happened to Ms Scarlet?

Mrs White: nothing

Professor Plum: doesn't sound suspicious at all

Colonel Mustard: is ms scarlet dead

Mrs White: no

Yvette: wat did u do to her

Mrs White: hello to you too

Ms Scarlet: SHE PUSHED NY HEAD INTO MY FOOD
Ms Scarlet: YOU BITCH

Yvette: are you okay

Mrs Peacock: It's hard to believe you're adults sometimes!

Ms Scarlet: I'm fine I just had sushi everywhere

Professor Plum: wow we never asked you where you were eating

Ms Scarlet: Like we'd tell you

Professor Plum: Owww how you wound me I thought we were friends

Ms Scarlet:  hush

Colonel Mustard: why were you far meaner to me I won't stand for this

Ms Scarlet: Then sit.

Colonel Mustard: no I won't sit for this either

Ms Scarlet: Then kneel.

Colonel Mustard: HEY IM NOT YOUR BITCH YVETTE IS

Yvette: JE TE TEURAI TU PISER QS CONDIMENT COLORÉ (I'll kill you you piss coloured condiment)

Colonel Mustard: hey what did she say
Colonel Mustard: guys please what did she say

Colonel Mustard: hello guys please
Colonel Mustard: guys I'm going to look it up don't worry then

Colonel Mustard: MUSTARD ISNG PISS COLOURED

Friday, 23:30
Assphyxiation

Mr Green: yall we should get matching crocs in our respective colours

Mrs White: no

Ms Scarlet: no.

Yvette: Non

Professor Plum: no

Mrs Peacock: No.

Wadsworth: $orry darling no

Mr Boddy: Yes

Colonel Mustard: what's wrong with crocs

Mrs White: beans

Ms Scarlet: cursed

Mr Green: :((

Wadsworth: Okay fine
Wadsworth: what ¢olours would yvette and I have

Ms Scarlet: She hasn't agreed to crocs
Ms Scarlet: Neither have the rest of us

Mr Green: letz put it to a voye

Professor Plum: voye

Wadsworth: did you ju$t u$e z for effe¢t

Colonel Mustard: Maybe you should use it so you don't have to use $

Mr Green: dont bully my bf!!!

Ms Scarlet: We already voted

Mr Green: wadsy changed sides!!

Ms Scarlet: The rest of us haven't

Mr Green: how do u know

Ms Scarlet: you're right I don't fine

Mrs White: wow shockin defeat

Mr Green: itsw voring time
Mr Green: voting
Mr Green: yes to crocs

Mrs White: n o

Wadsworth: ...yes

Ms Scarlet: No.

Yvette: Non.

Mr Boddy: Yes

Colonel Mustard: Yes

Professor Plum: no

Mrs Peacock: No.

Wadsworth: Then it's decided crocs it is

Ms Scarlet: What the fuck