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sylvia
kat
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sylvia: "i made tea"
kat: "i don't want tea"
sylvia: "i didn't make you tea this is my tea"
kat: "then why'd you tell me"
sylvia: "its a conversation starter"
kat: "its a horrible conversation starter"
sylvia: "oh is it? well we're conversing right now"
kat:
sylvia: "checkmate"
~*~
kat: "sylvia help i cut my finger and its bleeding"
sylvia: "apply pressure on the wound to stop the bleeding"
kat:
kat, to the wound: "if you don't finish your studies your family will abandon you"
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kat: "why do you live in constant paranoia"
sylvia: "i threw a boomerang years ago"
sylvia: "it never came back"
kat:
kat, shaking: "that's a valid reason"
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sylvia: "i'm seriously concerned"
kat: "what i'm not french"
sylvia: "that does not mean you can pronounce 'hors d'oeuvres' as 'horse divorce'"
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(this is in public)
sylvia: *falls asleep on kat*
kat:
kat: "sYLVIA DON'T DIE ON ME"
sylvia: *wakes up*
everyone nearby: *c l a p p i n g*
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kat: "how would you rate your pain on a scale of 1 to 10"
sylvia: "pi"
kat: "... explain"
sylvia: "low level but never ending"
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kat: "sylvia do me a favour"
sylvia: "what is it"
kat: "when i get murdered make sure it stays an unsolvable case"
kat: "i want to get on buzzfeed unsolved"
sylvia:
sylvia: "what do you mean 'when you get murdered'"
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kat: "if i cut off my leg and swung it at you would i be kicking you or hitting you"
sylvia: "you'll probably mentally scar me more than anything honestly"
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kat: "i'm gonna get coffee"
sylvia: "be careful the kettle's really hot"
kat: "pssh i'm not gonna burn mysel-"
*thirty seconds later*
kat: "i burned myself"
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