ft.
sylvia
karisu
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karisu: "wHAT ARE ALL THESE DEAD BODIES DOING HERE"
sylvia, nudging one with foot: "honestly not much"
karisu: "... dUdE"
~*~
sylvia: "hey karisu what does 'y/n' stand for"
karisu: "your name"
sylvia:
sylvia: "sylvia stared into sylvia's eyes"
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karisu: "sylvia what's your phone's password"
sylvia: "incorrect"
karisu: "wHy"
sylvia: "so when i forget my password my phone would tell me 'your password was incorrect'"
karisu: "bro"
sylvia: "bro"
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karisu: "i am the most responsible person in this book"
sylvia: "you set our kitchen on fire"
karisu: "yes and i take full responsibility for that"
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karisu: "you gotta stop mixing modern slang and shakespearian english together"
sylvia: "i swear to thee heavens, if't be true thee sayeth one more word, i'll yeet the across this cubiculo"
karisu:
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karisu: "i've looked everywhere for that shirt and i still can't find it"
sylvia: "everywhere you say"
karisu: "yes"
sylvia: *opening drawer behind her to find the exact shirt*
karisu:
karisu: "i swear that drawer wasn't there a moment ago"
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*loud thump from upstairs*
karisu: "what was that noise"
sylvia: "my jacket fell onto the floor"
karisu: "sounded much heavier than a jacket"
sylvia: "i was in it when it fell"
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*on a call*
sylvia: "karisu where are you"
karisu: "i'm heading home from walmart, feels like i left something behind though"
sylvia: "you left me behind"
karisu:
karisu: "c r a p"
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karisu: "i will not be getting into any more stupid arguments with you"
sylvia: "earth is not a planet"
karisu: "hOW IS EARTH NOT A PLANET"
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sylvia:
sylvia: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
karisu: "oh my god are you okay"
sylvia: "yeah i just remembered my entire existence"
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karisu: "i just ended a five year relationship"
sylvia: "oh my god are you feeling alright"
karisu: "yeah, it wasnt my relationship"
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karisu: "i'm into dark humor"
sylvia: *switches off lights*
sylvia: "wanna hear a joke"
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karisu: "what would you do if i died"
sylvia: "a v e n g e y o u"
karisu: "wait no-"
sylvia: "G O A F T E R T H E I R C H I L D R E N"
karisu: "N O-"
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