Introduction: Whoever said live life to the fullest, was a freaking genius!, look at me for a example:
I've skipped school most of the time
I snuck out of my parents house to
party and have a good time...if you
know what I mean😎
I set the old neighborhood church
on fire
Outran the cops on foot and on the road
Got into bungee jumping and skydiving a little
Stole a gorilla's banana
Wrestled a polar bear...
And even slapped a member
of the Mafia😵
Yes, living life this way was a great
way to live life, but to get in to
heaven?, not so much, which brings
me to my next adventure, in hell
Y/N's POV:
I found myself in a pit of fire, bones,
and wails of misery but, I felt
unbothered by all of this for some
reason. I also took notice that I was
also shirtless but not pantsless, then, a
sudden sound of deep laughter caught
my attention, it shook the ground
violently and pillars of lava shot out
of the ground "Satan!, show yourself!"
I called out, there out of the lava,
appeared the devil himself
"Mortal Y/N!, you-" "Yeah, yeah, I did
wrong, yadda yadda, payment for my
sins, blah blah blah, fire, pain, and
misery..." I interrupted "Hmph, you're
taking this pretty well, most people
tremble at my presence" He said "Not
me, pal, I've went a whole year without wifi before" I said "Well, welcome to an eternity without this "wifi"!" The devil began laughing "No wifi!?, Noooooo!!!...Not" I said, the devil stopped his laughter
"Yeah, I'll be alright, just give me some good action every now and then, and I'll be fine" I said "Action you say?" He asked "Yeah, any kind, if you know what I'm sayin" I said cracking a grin which angered the king of fire and darkness even more "Come on, the ruler of darkness can't punish me, is that it?" I taunted "If you weren't living, I would kill you right where you stand..." He threatened
"Sorry, someone's already took that"
I said
I could tell I was angering the
devil, so much that the bulging veins
all over his body were bulging to point where they looked like they were just one second away from bursting "So, here's the deal, you can't scare me let alone find my fear, which
means you can't determine my eternal punishment, sooo, if you want me out of your...off of your horns, just
fulfill my one wish" I said "Wish!?" He
roared in rage "Yeah, one wish, and
you'll never have to hear from me
again" I replied
"AND WHY SHOULD I?!!!" He roared
once more "Cause if you don't and leave me alone, everyone in hell will now you're a pussy" I replied, I could tell he was mad, completely furious, but he looked to be giving in, especially if it meant ridding himself of me "What is your wish?, you incompetent fool" He said "Make me a demon lord with a harem" I said
"What in the-" "Hell?, yes" I finished his sentence "Fool!, one succubus should be enough for-" "You mad bro?" I taunted
"WHAT?!!!" He shouted "Are you mad
cause I'll have more women than you?" I taunted, He let out a hellish roar and snapped his fingers
Timeskip brought to you a chibi Y/N with a flamethrower trying to
kill a spider
Y/N's POV:
I opened my eyes again and found
myself in a dark, smoking place that
reeked of sulfur, it felt as if I was going to suffocate 'If this is my realm, it's gonna need some redesigning' I tried to focus on the realm and everything began to shift according to my mind, the stench of sulfur left along with the suffocating feeling "Now, let's get some lighting..." I said to myself, I focused and numerous
balls of fire spreaded around the place, lighting up my realm 'Now for the smoke...wait, can I...'
