Read and enjoy them or else
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Jerroc: anything's a weapon if you hit hard enough
Aquareef: there's no way you can make a llama a weapon
Jerroc: throws llama as hard as possible at Aquareef
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Far: please get to the point Jevt
Jevt:
Jevt: I know the difference between a thumb and a toe
Far:
Far: leaves
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Far: why is it "be gay do crime???"
far: why can't it be "be gay be a law abiding citizen"
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Mango: about to hit a pot hole
Sampulse: to the left!
Mango: now take it back yall
Mango: hits pothole straight on
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Woe: okay, that's it, you're in big trouble, get on the fridge!
Eclair, climbing on the top of the fridge: this house is a fuckiNG NIGHTMARE
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Xee: what does "take out" mean to you?
Fox: food
Reef: date
Jerroc: hitman
Skytho: all three if you're brave enough
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Woe: learn to trust, (Jermit). I may have shot you in the shoulder but I've never lied to you
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Someone: is mean to Mumjax
Xee getting on armor: leT'S KILL A BITCH
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Ball: joking with Mumjax with like playful insults
Xee, getting full netherite on:
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Mango: TRICK OR BEAR
Xee:: ..bear-?
Far : SHE HAS CHOSEN THE BEAR sounds of bear roaring and clanking chains
Xee: uh- is there any way I can switch to trick?
Mango: THE TRICK IS ALSO A BEAR
Xee: ..that is frustrating.
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Ball: is Mumjax an enderman?
cuts to Mumjax just vibin before going back to Ball
Ball: lets list the signs of your friend being an enderman.
Ball: number one - they're tall.
cuts to a clip of Ball walking to Mumjax
Ball: how tall are you, Mumjax?
Mumjax, confused: 6'3?
camera cuts back to Ball by themselves
Ball: number two - wears mostly black clothing. now, doesn't that sound like a particular suited jermit around the server?
Ball: number thre--suddenly Mumjax is behind Ball, scaring them and ending up knocking the camera over. noises are heard off screen, not fully audible, before the camera cuts off
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Gridri: whatcha got there-?
Woe, sitting on top of a dead body: a smoothie. slurp
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Fenyo: I- why did you just ban that person-
Xee: they were being mean to my son :(
Feyno: .. understandable have a nice day
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Xee: Someone tell me why my brain just recited Sofia the First perfectly
Far: what the fuck
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Xee: Someone tell me why my brain just recited Sofia the first perfectly
Jevt, softy: ain't nothin' but a heartache tell me why ain't nothin' but a—
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