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Mango: how dumb does Gridri think we are? 

Far: one time she sent me to the shopping district with pictures of food instead of a shopping list

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[ordering cake over the phone] 

"and what would you like the cake to say?" 

 mango, covering the phone and turning to Far: do we want a talking cake?

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Jerroc: get off my fucking lawn you fucking piece of worthless shit 

 Far: nothings wrong 

 Jerroc: crap 

 Far: LANGUAGE  

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Far: but why would you want to harm Mango?

Gridri: maybe because, oh I dunno, they exist?

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Skytho: someone put in one of those hamster ball things and hit me with a car, I want to fly

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Far: Mango, spell orange 

Mango: the food or the color? 

Far: ...

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Woe: fun fact! penguins CAN fly if thrown with force! 

Skytho: just like children! 

Woe: what-

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[After Mango blew up the barge] 

Mango: I want an apology for you yelling at me 

Gridri: I'm sorry you were born

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Skytho: fall in love? I can't even fall asleep

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Far: Jellie, can you get me something from the shopping district? 

Gridri: you know she can't talk right? 

Jellie: sure 

Jellie: and fuck you 

Gridri:

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Mira: just buried Skeld today 

Mira: she's gonna be so mad when she wakes up!

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Woe: I am capable of talking my feelings out and venting using proper methods

Woe: stares at pile of feathers 

Woe: I am very fucking capable do not doubt me

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Gridri: I've always dreamt of doing bigger things! 

Gridri: like reaching for the cookie jar without needing a chair...

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Far: have you ever felt rejected before 

Gridri: yes 

Gridri: Maui ran away when I tried to pet him

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Jerroc : Anyone who says 'me' or 'mood' or 'same' after I make a threat is going straight to the void 

Skytho: me 

Reef: mood 

Box: same

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