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Ball: thank you for coming to my Ball talk
Mumjax, sighing: I keep telling you they don't name it after each individual person
Ball, indignantly: well why should Ted get all the talks?
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Jren: I hang out with a pair of idiots
Jerroc, walking in: and you make three
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Pen: "Mumjax you should come to more Mycelium Resistance Meetings! Being the leader and all that-"
Mumjax: "the what "
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Reef: I have only known the Jermits for a day but if you hurt any of them I will bonk you with a llama
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Xee: what fonts do you use? I use Arial.
Reef: Comfortaa, probably
Gridri: Comic Sans
Jerroc: I use cursive, fuck you
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Xee: capital letters are for capitalists!
Far: whats a capitalist?
Mumjax: Gridri
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in a gc
Far: first one to reply is gat
Far: gay*
Far: wait
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(Box and Far meeting for the first time)
Box: hi, my name is Box. and you are?
Far: not as straight as I thought I was,,,,
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Far: what does gay mean?
Mumjax: its a compliment
Eclair: Mumjax no
Far: oh
Far: you're gay too Jevt!
Mumjax: OH MY ADRICORN
Woe: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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Mango: committing arson
Far: loud scared screeching
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Ball, Pen, and Gridri: screaming
Mumjax, running into the room:
What's wrong, Pen?!
Gridri: Why are you only asking Pen? We're all screaming!
Mumjax: Because Pen doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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Any Jermit: .....why did you guys dress up as each other for halloween?
Xee: Exii is the scariest thing I could think of!
Exii: Helaiya told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
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Baby: is crying
Xee: awkwardly picks up the baby it's okay... you'll learn how to do that on the inside when you get older
Litterally everyone: dude are you okay?
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Eclair: "Revenge"? That sounds dishonorable.
Pen: Oh, good! So you're not going to-
Eclair: I prefer to call it "returning the favor"
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Pen: 13 year old me would be both terrified and in awe at who I am now.
Far: 13 year old me wouldn't think I'd get this far.
Jerroc: I would fight a 13 year old me.
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