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Xee: are you high?
Jren: am I what?
Xee: high?
Jren: hello :)
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Mumjax: Can you all please clap when I walk into the room, my self esteem needs it
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Random person: Men who eat boneless chicken wings, close the fridge with their hips.
Jren: Yeah? My hands are full and my ass is fat. You fucking wish you were me
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Eclair: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color🤗
Shed: Star fruit?
Eclair: So close!! That's a shape💕
Gridri: Guys.. you forgot blueberries
Woe: The reading comprehension on this server.....
Box: Ok they also forgot blackberries
Faeth: Black isn't a color
Pen: What about raspberries
Mumjax: Green bean?
Far: Lemons!! 🤗💕💓💗💘
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Reef, after sticking a toothpick umbrella into Jevt's head:
Jevt:
Reef: Garnish.
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Jerroc: in a call hey Xee is it possible for you to add all types of redstone thing and stuff?
Xee: like more types of pistons and components?
Jerroc: no I mean food.
Xee: hangs up
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In another universe where the Jermits play among us
Jerroc: I let the beat drop like crewmates who've been backstabbed
The whole crew: I'm sorry was that a warning-?
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Xee: Hello Jermits and welcome to the Annual Jermitcraft Dress-Up Day, As you know this year we're dressing up as our greatest fear... Wait Sampulse, Why aren't you dressed up? I sent a reminder out to everyone 2 hours before we came here.
Sampulse: But I am dressed up??
Xee: What do you mean-
Sampulse: I'm my greatest fear
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Mango: cracks knuckles
Mumjax: DON'T DO THAT!
Skytho: rotates wrists and makes cracking sounds
Far: STOP IT!
Sampulse: rolls neck and causes cracking
Jren: NO PLEASE NOT AGAIN!
Pen: cracks entire being
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Far: Guys, I'm bored... We should do something.
Exii: We could take a hike and count how many dead things we see along the way.
Pen: Or we could talk about our nightmares! Er I mean, our dreams!
Curry: Or I could teach you how to cut someone open to look at their internal organs!
Far: I was thinking of something fun...
Helaiya: Like a fight to the death?
Far: I can't tell if you're all joking or need serious help.
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Anyone: What did you do this time?!
Skytho: Nothing!!!
Everyone: .... Everything around us is on fire and I hear things exploding.
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Jermit(s): Can we stop at Mcdonalds?
Xee: No I'm making dinner at home
Jermit(s): Starts crying I hate this fucking family
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Jren: its hard to always look like a snack, but everyone's oN A DIET-
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Far: i'm not afraid of strong language!!!!!!
Far: frick!!!
Far: see???
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Jerroc: I put the "J" in happy
Curry: there's no j in happy
Jerroc:
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