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Xee: So, do you recognize any of these Jermits?
Jerroc: I was hiding in the bathroom stall, so I didn't see their face. But I heard them. They were singing along to the music at the bar.
Xee: Do you remember what he was singing?
Jerroc: I think it was that song, "I Want It That Way."
Xee: Backstreet Boys. I'm familiar. Okay.
Xee: Number one, could you please sing the opening to "I Want It That Way"?
Eclair: Really? Okay.
Eclair: You are... my fire
Xee: Number two, keep it going.
Far: The one... desire
Xee: Number three.
Jevt: Believe... When I say
Xee: Number four.
Mumjax: I want it that way
Xee: Tell me why!
All: Ain't nothing but a heartache
Xee: Tell me why!
All: Ain't nothing but a mistake
Xee: Now number five
Exii: I never want to hear you say
Xee: Whoo!
All: I want it that way
Xee: Ah, chills! Literal chills.
Jerroc: It was number five. Number five killed my brother.
Xee: Oh my Adricorn I forgot about that part.
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Jerroc: when I'm sad, I eat an entire 34.5 ounce bucket of soft peppermints in one go while watching videos of people who are having a bad day so I feel less bad about myself because I know other people have it worse than me.
Jren: dude are you okay in the head or just in general
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Jevt: you smell
Feyno: no u
Jevt: stop projecting your smell
Feyno: no u
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Mumjax: People keep saying I'm a witch, and I don't know why
[cuts to Jevt throwing a bucket of water at Mumjax who proceeds to scream and take damage][cuts to Jerroc, Sampulse, Xee, and Woe running after him with water buckets yelling "Burn the witch!"]
Mumjax: It's like they don't know I'm part enderman!
Sampulse, from a distance: you're WHAT?
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Jevt: I am hereby banning Skythoslab from the Jermitcraft enderman farm
Jevt: they put differently named glass panes in their chests, clogging all the chests up
Jevt: dude is pure evil
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Eclair: Ok, so I somehow "remembered" seeing the entire Jermitcraft server burning down to the ground
Eclair: And every time I've "remembered" something that hasn't happened yet, it happens eventually.
Eclair: so the right decision is to obviously chock everything up to myself going insane and dumb random luck and never tell anyone about this like I always do :D
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Jevt: normal people freak me out
Jevt: guy at the stop light was giving me weird eye for singing party in the USA
Jevt: like that song isn't an absolute banger
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Interviewer: don't you want the lab to suffer?
Jevt: I just don't think my mom would've wanted her kid to become a murderer
His mom, in the afterlife: kill the lab
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Xee: I just don't have the energy for this
Mumjax: for what?
Xee: gestures vaguely
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Jerroc: accidentally hits Skytho in the face
Jerroc: trying to decide between saying "I'm so fucking sorry" and "are you okay??"
Jerroc: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
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Xee: shows Exii a photo of a raccoon eating garbage please identify the animal in this photo
Exii: big mood
Xee: tase her again
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Jevt: welcome to salsa class! who's ready to dance?
Sampulse, hiding a bag of tortilla chips: there may have been a misunderstanding
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Eclair: being tired isn't even a mood anymore
Eclair: its my whole personality
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Mango: damn
Mango: you're violent
Sampulse, shanking someone: yeah but I'm short so it's adorable
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Mumjax: I hate the way you pack my lunch
Xee: maybe you should pack your own lunch
Mumjax: packs 32 oreos
Xee: maybe I should pack your lunch
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