firey headcanons

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- is a dumbass

-Has most likely forgotten his name at some point

Will eat literally anything (except dirt)

Can’t throw if his life depended on it

Can breathe in smoke without dying

Can turn blue when angry enough, he has only done this once though

Clumsy, will trip on anything, even air

Needs a constant fuel source, such as wood or coal, or he will die

Acts 12 all day every day

Very immature all the time

Doesn’t actually smell like anything

Can drink water, but can’t get it on his body

His body still produces water somehow, meaning he is constantly killing himself on accident

Is the fastest runner next to Needle

Deathly afraid of crying, because of this he usually bottles up his emotions, or tries to become as numb as possible

Has killed himself by crying once

Can’t actually drink lava/magma, his insides are not fire resistant 

Can drink gasoline

Can’t touch snow, it will melt and kill him

Most weather changes do not affect him, he usually stays at a constant temperature, so as long as it’s not raining/snowing he’s fine

Loves spicy foods

Is a gremlin

Has sharp teeth and claws

Is bi and rocks it

Can somewhat control his temperature

Is def in a poly relationship with Pin, Leafy, and Coiny

Loves being hugged, but can’t get them very often

Best friends with Gelatin 

Can’t cook, but has been the stove

New people are usually scared of him

Was nicknamed Arson by Coiny when they were younger

Is the second youngest of the Losers (22)

Has a terrible alcohol tolerance, will get drunk off of anything slightly alcoholic 

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