The Have Cots as John Mulaney quotes-
Lollipop: I guess they’re finally going to kill us all. All right. This is younger than I thought I would be but we are pretty big assholes.
Balloon: I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff.
Ruby: I yelled, “fuck da police!” and everyone else joined in. A hundred drunk white children yelling “fuck da police.”
Bubble: My vibe is like, hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and I’ll apologize to you.
Leafy: And then I said no. You know, like a liar.
Teardrop: I have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.
