Us Losers • Mike Hanlon¹

"HEY JACKASS LEAVE HIM ALONE"

We all look to the left to see belch huggins car parked next to a bike

"Oh shit thats belch huggins car" Eddie said

"Oh god" i say

"We should probaly get out of here" Eddie tells us

"Wait isnt that the homeschooled k-kids bike?" Bill questioned

"we have to go help him" i quickly said

"We have to help him" Bev then said

"Thats what i said!" I throw my hands up

"We should?" Richie said

"YES!" Me and Bev shout throwing our bikes down and running

the rest following except Stanley whos putting his bike on the stand

"OH COME ON STAN!" I shouted

"SORRY IM COMING!" He shouted back

Henry pushed Mike into the rocks and shoved his face into a pile of meat

"Eat it bitch!" Belch yelled

"Fucker!" Victor yelled too

"Eat it you little pussy!" Belch yelled again

Mike looked to the side to see a clown in the bushes with blood all over its mouth holding a arm shaking it about

"GET UPPP!" Henry shouted

Mike tried getting up but instead got hit by belch in the face

Henry gets onto his waist and trys to get hold of Mikes moving hands

he finally pins them down and picks up and large rock and gets ready to hit Mikes face with it but-

We run through the bushes finally leading us to the river to see henry holding up a large rock to mikes face

I grab and big rock from infront of me and throw toward henrys head

"HEY JACKASS LEAVE HIM ALONE" I yell picking up a big rock again aiming it and throwing it to Henry's face

"nice throw" Stan says

"Thank you" I smile

Mike crawls over to us i help him up
"You alright?" Probably not but you know" I said

"Never been better" He says smiling up at me i smiles back still holding onto his hand not realising

We both then realise and we let go i put him behind us all

"You losers are trying to hard she'll do you just gotta ask nicely" he says aggresively swiping his crotch

My face scrunched up disgusted

Then out of nowhere Ben yells

"ARGHHHH" He picks up a rock and throws it at henry hitting his top head

"What the fuck" henry says

Then Bevs picks up a rock too throwing it at henry again then belch,vicor join in aswell

"Come on get them" Henry tells them

"ROCK WARRR" Riche yells then gets hit with a rock making him fall backwards

the same thing happens again and again each of us throwing rocks and successfully hitting the three boys

henry then loses and lays on the rocks one more rock being hit at him blood on his forehead

"Come on guys" Eddie says running back through the bushes

"GO BLOW YOUR DAD YOU MULLET WEARING ASSHOLE" Richie shouts putting up the middle finger at him before walking away