1 year later,
*RING*
class ended as we all walked out except from stan whos in a diffrent class
"Theres a church full of jews right and stan has to take a super jewy test" Eddie said
"But how does it work?" Bill asked
"They slice the top of his dick off" eddie replies
"But then stan will have nothing left?" Richie said
i really couldnt help but laugh then stan comes running out of the class catching up to us
"Hey uh guys" stan said
"Hey stan they were talking about your dick" i said laughing
"No we werent thats digusting we were talking about your jew thing" eddie said
"Stan what happens at the bar mitsvah they say that they slice the top of your d-d-dick off" Bill said trying not to laugh
"Yh and i think the rabbi is gonna pull down your pants and turn to the crowd and say wheres the beef?!" richie said with his hands up in the air
"At the bar mitsvah i read from the torah and make a speech then i suddenly become a man" Stan said
"I can think of funner ways to become a man" Richie said
I looked to the side to see the bowers gang glaring at us
"Think they'll sign my yearbook?" Richie said
"Dear richie sorry for taking a big dump in your backpack last month" i said
Greta then comes around and bumps into me and stan
"Watch where your going greta" i said mad
"Shut up i have something to take care of" She said storming off into the girls bathroom
In the girls bathroom,
Beverly is sat in the bathroom stall smoking a cigratte until she hears a familar voice Gretas
"Ugh are you by yourself beavlery or do you have half the boys in school with you huh slut? i know your in there little shit i can smell you no wonder why you dont have any friends" greta said
"Which is it greta am i a slut or a little shit make up your mind" Beverly said rolling her eyes
"Your trash we just wanted to remind you" Greta teased
Beverly covered herself with her backpack
"Atleast now you'll smell better lets go girls have a nice summer beaverly" Greta said laughing walking away
With the losers club,
When we got outside school we dumped everything in our backpacks into the bin
"Doesnt that just feel good guys no more school" i said smilling
"I agree with you Carla best feeling ever" Stan agreed
"Yeah well try tickleing your pickle for the first time" richie said
"Really richie" i said disgusted
"What do you guys want to do tommrow" Eddie said changing the subject
"Start my training" richie said
"What training?" Me and eddie say
"Streetfighter" richie said
"So thats how you want to spend your summer inside of an arcade" eddie said
"Better then spending it inside of your mother Ooohh" richie said putting his hands up in the air for a high five
Stanley shakes his head
"What if we go to the quarry?" Stan
"Guys we have the b-b-barrons" bill said
"Right" stan said in a sad tone
"Look betty ripsoms mom" eddie said looking in a direction
"Does she really expect betty to walk right out of school?" i asked I mean shes been missing for weeks now
"I dont know its like shes been hiding at home for the past weeks" Eddie said
"You think they'll acutally find her?" Stan questioned
"Sure in a ditch composed with maggots and eddies mom underwear" Richie joked
"Oh shut up" eddie said
"shes not dead shes m-m-missing" Bill corrected us
"Sorry bill shes missing" Richie said adjusting his glasses
"You know the barrons arent that bad who doesnt love splashing around in shitty water?" Richie says
Then out of now where richie gets flung backwards landing on stanley i looked up to see henry and his goons i glared at all 4 of them
patrick goes up to stanely and crouches down to him
"Nice frisbee flamer" patrick said laughing and throwing it into a school bus driving past us
"Aw well look who it is Pretty miss Carlee" patrick said
"Dont call me that" i said
carlee is a nickname he gave me i dont know why though but everytime he says that it makes me so uncomfortable
Patrick laughs and pushes me into eddie
Belch then burps into mine and eddies face making both of us gag
When they start walking away bill says something
"You s-s-suck bowers" bill says
"You say s-say something b-b-billy" henry said mocking bill
"Yeah thats right you SUCK bowers" i shouted making him turn to me
"Just shut the fuck up carla" Henry said pointing to me
i rolled my eyes and he turns back to bill
"You got a free ride this year cause of your little brother rides over denbrough" Henry tells him
"Hey henry!" i shouted
"What!" Henry yelled
"I think you should look behind me so you dont get in trouble" i said i knew about what his dad does to him I only lived down a few houses down from him and the walls are pretty thin
He looks behind me
"Its gonna be a hurt train for you and your faggot friends" henry said licking his hand and wiping it on bills face
"I acuatlly hate them so much" I mutter
"Wish he'd go missing" Richie said
"Hes probs the one doing it" Eddie sighed
A/N 10.06.23
(If your a rr or anything you've probs noticed there's some changes in the text dw it's just me correcting and fixing a few things even after 4 years lmaoo)
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