Us Losers • Mike Hanlon¹

Going to the barrons

At eddies house,

"Take everything but the delicious deal guys my mom loves them" Eddie tells us

"Alright ok" i respond

"Hey! first you say the barrons now your saying the sewer im mean what if we get caught!" Eddie whispered leaning in

"We wont" i tell him

"The sewers are p-p-public works were the public arent we?" bill said

"Hey eddie are these birth control pills?" Richie furrowed his eyebrows

"Yeah and im saving them for Carla these are private stuff " Eddie says snatching them from Richie

"Ooo" Richie whistles

"Hey! Why say me?" I yelled what even was the point of saying my name!?

We start walking down the hallway towards the front door but eddies mom stops us

by the way mrs k likes me for some odd reason but eddie told me its because 'im the most responsible one'  and that im girl...

"Eddie bear where you girl and boys off too in such a rush?" Eddies mom questions

"Um just my um b-b-backyard mrs k I got a new..." Bill stuttered struggling to think of an excuse

"A new crouquet set jeez spit it out b-b-bill" Richie let's out a exhagrated sigh

"Oh and Carla make sure he doesnt go rolling around on the grass especially if its just been cut you know how bad his allergies can get" She tells me

"Yes mrs k" i said nonchalantly

"Arent you forgetting something?" Mrs k asked as we all slowly turned back around

Eddie sighs and starts walking over to his mom

he gives her a peck on the cheek and walks back to us trying to hide is embarrassment

"Want one from me too mrs k?" Richie  says raising up his hand but Eddie pushes us all out

"Sorry mummy" Eddie quickly said

We all ride our bikes down to the barrons where meet up with Stan

"Thats poison ivy and thats poison Ivy anddd Thats poison ivy" Stan said pointing to every plant

I groaned who knew Stan and Eddies rambling could annoying me so much

"Where wheres the poison ivy?!" Eddie panicked

"No where" i sighed

"Not every fucking plant is poison ivy Stanley" Richie blunted

We walk into the sewer except for Stan and Eddie

"Ok im starting to get itchy now so its-" Eddie says

"Do you use the same bathroom as your mother?" Richie asks

"Sometimes yeah" Eddie replied

"Then you probaly have crabs" richie joked

"Thats so not funny" Eddie shakes his head

I walk into the sewer when i turn around

"Arent you guys coming in?" I ask

"Nuh uh its greywater" Eddie stepsback

"What the hell is greywater?" Richie questioned

"Its basicially piss and shit so im just telling you guys are splashing around in millions of gallons of derry pee" he complained

"Ok now thats acuatlly disgusting" i say looking down at the water

Richie then picks up a stick

"What are you doing..?" I say slowly

"Are you serious!" Eddie exclaimed

"Doesnt smell like caca to me senorrr" Richie said as he smelled it

"I can smell that from here" Eddie points

"its probably just your breath wafting back into your face" Richie suggests smiling

"Here we go" another sigh comes out from my mouth I love these guys but seriously this is too much

"Have you ever heard of a staph infection?" Eddie said

"Oh ill show you a staph infection!" Richie yells

"Thats so unsanitary this is basicially swimming in a toilet bowl" Eddie makes an disgusted face

Richie picks up something onto the stick and throws it at Eddie

"AHH NOO" Eddie screams

"You both act like a married couple" i said rolling my eyes

"WE DO NOT!" Eddie quickly shouted

"yeah you are stop trying to denie it" I laugh

Bill picks up a white shoe

"GUYS" bill shouts

"Whos shoes that?" I ask

"Shit dont tell me thats..." Stan says

"No G-georgie wore galoshes" Bill said

"Then whose is it?" I asked again

"Its betty ripsoms" Richie said

"Oh shit" I breathe out we just found a missing girls fucking shoe just one shoe where the fucks her other one?!

"F-f-fuck i dont like this!" Eddie exclaims

"How do you think betty feels running around these tunnels with only one fricking shoe!" Richie jokes jumping

"Beep beep richie.." i give him a look

"Right " Richie nods

"What if shes still here?" Stan asks

"EDDIE COME INN" Richie yells

"YEAG COME IN" i also yell motioning him forward

"my mom will have a aneurysm okay? if she finds out were playing down here im serious" Eddie said

"If i was betty ripsom i would want us to find her G-g-georgie too" Bill said

"What if i dont want to find them i mean no offense bill but i dont want to end up like G- i dont want to go missing either" Eddie quickly said

"He has a point" Stanley said

"You t-t-too"

"I get where you guys are coming from.." i say

"Yeah its summer were supposed to be having fun this isnt fun" Stanley shakes his head

*SPLASH*

We all turn around

"Ben!?" I quickly panicked running over to him

"HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPEND TO YOU?" Richie shouted

"we need to go to the pharmancy!" I said

"Pick him up quick shit!"