Among us logic [Shenanigans]

【•Incorrect quotes (and suprise mini fic)

Veteran: Ive done alot of dumb things.

Player: Ive witnessed his dumb things

Bro: Ive recorded his dumb things

Mr cheese: Ive been apart of the dumb things.

The Gentleman: i tried to stop you all from doing them.
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Mr cheese: You know the gentleman, you should enjoy the small things in life.

The gentleman: You're right,

The gentleman: *hugs mr cheese*

Mr cheese: IM NOT THAT SMALL

The gentleman: Yes, yes you are.

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Captain: I sent you to the store 2 hours ago and you come back empty handed.

Stoner: Actually, i bought alot of weed and mushroom. I just smoked it all.

Captain: you what?

Stoner: i think im hallucinating now.
Why is there a gay godzilla doing the Macarena on your head?

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Mr cheese: a while ago, when i was small-

The gentleman: "was?"

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Player: As a gay-

Veteran: Supporter?

Player: AS A GAY PERSON, jesus Veteran ive been flirting with you for a year now.

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Player: So Captain i saw a really attractive man earlier.

Captain: Veterans been around all day.

Player: That man is right infront of me.

Captain: Im not veteran.

Player: Veteran isn't the only attractive man around.

Captain: Sounds fake but who else was around?

Player: *visible frustration*

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Angel: I love Eminem!

Sheriff: M&M? Oh, i perfer skittles.

Angel: No, not the candy. The rapper.

Sheriff: Why on earth would you eat the rapper?

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Captain: Id love to cuddle with you 23/7.

Stoner: why not 24?

Captain: Snack breaks

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Goober: A funky looking guy just asked me to dinner.

Cap'n: Sounds like free dinner to me matey.

Goober: But im pansexual.

Cap'n: aint dinner be made im them pans? And you love food.

Goober: good point...

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Engineer: I was not that drunk.

Gnome: yes you were. You tried to colour my face with highlighter saying i was important.

Engineer: Because YOU ARE!
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Mr cheese: This relationship is confusing.