Captain: I love you Stoner.
Stoner: Haha, me too.
Captain: I'll love you so much that you'll feel the need to put a restraining order against me!
Stoner: Uh... too far. Cap.
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Gnome: you're so smart babe!
Engineer: Thanks, love.
Gnome: your brains so big that if i crushed it with a hammer it would get all over the room!
Engineer: say what now-
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Bday: Do you know how much i love you?
Rose: no, how much babe?
Bday: i love you so much if anything were to happen to you, id go on a killing spree and with every victim i get, id gut them alive and spell out your name with their intestines, frame it and put it up on the wall!
Rose:.....oh uhm. Bday....
Have you been taking your meds lately sweetheart?
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Mr cheese: You're the best thing thats ever happened to me.
The gentleman: Thats very nice, Mr cheese.
Mr cheese: Id murder everyone and give you their heads as presents!
The gentleman: You need to stop watching those crime documents...
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Among us logic [Shenanigans]
RandomThis book is just a load of shinanigans about ' Among us logic' a series on youtube about the game Among us by intersloth. There will be incorrect quotes, random posts and others. Perhaps headcanons and ships?
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