Among us logic [Shenanigans]

【•Scenarios

Mr cheese: i do what i want.

Bro: Ill call The gentleman.

Mr cheese: WAIT NO.
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Angel: How does Captain always get out of trouble?

Stoner: I dont think he does, Captain, just makes a bigger mess and that like, cancels out the problem before that...
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Stoner: Like, listen up dudes.

Captain: Theres only one thing thats worse than being in electrical

Player: Whats that?

Stoner: The impostors being in electrcial. Its a major buzz kill.

Mr cheese: M-me and Player?

Captain: You must have misunderstood Mr cheese, we're talking about the impos-

Captain: Hold up a second...
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Mother: Hello mr cheese, how are you doing today?

Mr cheese: Hi mother, im sitting in a pool of blood.

Mother:..... uhm, is it your blood?

Mr cheese:Im not sure.

Mother: Oh my, where is it coming from?

Mr cheese: Probably from the stab wound.

Mother: YOU'VE BEEN STABBED?!

Mr cheese: Oh yeah, definitely.
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Stoner: Yo Engineer, you should like, just chillax.

Engineer: Thats not a word, Stoner.

Stoner: Sometimes the people that don't accept chillax as a word need to chillax the most.

Engineer: Thats scientifically not tru-

Stoner: Chill-The fuck- Lax.
You feel me, Engineer?
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Veteran: *Narrator voice*
Among us, the scary game with confusing puzzles. Hard? Yes, fun? Maybe..

Player: Veteran, you're not suposed to say narrator voice.
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The gentleman: Mr player, humour me and attempt to guess what number that is in my mind right now.

Player: Is it, 420?

The gentleman: Oh please, Mr player. Do be a tad bit more mature. Mr egg, you take a guess and be serious about it.

Mr egg: Was it 69, sir?

The gentleman: You're absolutely correct, Mr egg.
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Bro: Hey angel, did it hurt when you fell?

Angel: From heaven? Of course not sil-
Bro: Nonono, when you fell down the stairs, Me and Ninja both saw.
after you fell you kind of just layed there for a few moments.

Angel: I, uh...

Bro: We both saw it, Angel.
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Captain: So nerdy, why are you so late to join the lobby?

Engineer: A technical error occured where it caused me to have an unexpected longer time of unconsciences.

Captain: In other words nerd, you just overslept?

Engineer: uhm yes...
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Stoner: So wanna know a life lesson? Everyone has flaws.
I do too, what are they? No fricking idea compadre.
Though i can list what seems like flaws.

Im not a great detective, can't tell innocent from impostor.

And i sometimes have urges to stab my crewmates to death.

Like everyone else.
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