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Two x Magical!Reader (Odd Distractions)

WARNING: TPOT 1 SPOILERS!!!

"Ow!"

Two flinched in pain as his Co-Host wrapped a bandage around his arm. "Just one more." (Y/n) said, wincing slightly. They hated causing him more pain.

           Once the bandage was snug and tight, they smiled, kissing the top of his head. Two tensed, a bright blush appearing on his face. "Thanks..." He said, glancing to the side.

          (Y/n) stood up, holding out their hand for him to help him up. "I still think we should punish them." They tsked, as Two took their hand.

           He frowned, shaking his head. "No! Why would I do that?!" Falling forward slightly,    (Y/n) caught him. "Because they hurt you, completely unprompted!"

            Two burried his face into their hoodie, groaning slightly. "No." He said, voice muffled in the fabric. "Can we please stop talking about this?"

           (Y/n) hugged him slightly, gently patting his head. They smiled, picking him up. He flinched again, lifting his head to face them. An even bigger blush was on his face.

            Walking over to the couch, they sat him down. "What if I make us some tea?" They said, walking over to the kitchen. Two smiled. "That...That sounds lovely."

             Picking up a few tea bags, (Y/n) sat them on the counter. Taking a pot, they rushed over to the sink, quickly filling it with water. "I'm not sure why this is happening..."

               (Y/n) turned to face Two, who was hugging his knees, somewhat sad. "They really hate me...don't they?" Holding up a finger, a small flame erupted from the tip.

                Two glanced over at them, smiling. "Who cares what they think?" (Y/n) said, as the water started to boil. "Their hate isn't justified."

                 They rolled their eyes. "Seriously, they got mad at you for speaking too quietly, how can you take anything they say seriously?" Two glanced down, sighing.

"...Not them..."

                  (Y/n) almost dropped the pot, staring at him. They winced, knowing exactly who he was talking about...Two glanced back at them. "The viewers."

                   Setting the pot down on a burner, (Y/n) turned on the stove, before walking over to Two. They sat beside him, wrapping an arm around him.

                 "...How is anyone able to ignore them?" Two leaned his head against their shoulder. "I'm sorry." (Y/n) sighed, resting their chin on his head.

                 "I know they seem kinda mean. But trust me, there are some people starting to warm up to you." They smiled. Two chuckled slightly.

                 "That's hard to believe." He admit, as (Y/n) stood up. It seemed like it was going to take a lot more to cheer him up than just a talk.

Lucky for him, they had an idea.

                   "The tea is ready, let me make us some real quick." They snapped both of their hands, and the tea bags plopped into the cups, and the water poured into them.

                    With the flick of their wrists, the cups flew into the air, slowly inching towards the two of them. Once they were there, they both began to drink.