Arlo: You are literally the worst person in the world and I want you to die.
John: Well, then... that makes two of us.
Arlo:
Arlo: You want to die?
John: Yes. Constantly.
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Isen: Here you are, Blyke, a nice hot cup of coffee.
Blyke: It's cold.
Isen: A nice cup of coffee, then.
Blyke: It's literally disgusting.
Isen: A cup of coffee.
Blyke: I don't think this is coffee.
Isen: A cup.
Blyke: You made this in a jar.
Isen: A
Blyke: [casually stands up and smashes jar over head]
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Arlo: So what's the new rule?
Blyke and Remi: No daring Isen to do stupid and or harmful things.
Arlo: And why is that?
Isen [muttering]: Because I have no regard for my personal wellbeing.
Arlo: That's right.
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Isen: What did the ocean say to the other ocean.
Cecile: ...What?
Isen: Nothing, they just waved :D.
Cecile: No. We're not doing this now.
Isen: I'm shore you liked my pun, Cecile.
Isen: You couldn't even sea it as a little funny?
Cecile:
Cecile: Suffocate.
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Arlo [eying up the alcohol section in a supermarket]: ...What if instead of milk I put vodka in my cereal?
Rei [slowly pushing him away]: What if you didn't?
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Arlo: Are you guys going to plan B?
Remi: Technically, that would be plan G.
Arlo: ...How many plans do you three have?
Remi: It goes up to M, but Isen dies in plan M.
Blyke [quietly raises hand]: I like plan M.
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ThaTs NOt HoW It WoRKs // unOrdinary group chat
FanfictionThis is obviously based off @Americanaa_exotica's "This chat was a mistake, just like Arlo". . Isen loses his pen collection and there are multiple sightings of Elaine doing illegal dealings of orange juice. Suddenly, she has kidnapped a child and i...
