[9:53am, Saturday]
Elaine: So...
Elaine: Blyke...
Elaine: When do you think your duffel bag will arrive?
Elaine: I.. uh, need it for something
Remi: You're NOT kidnapping anyone
Remi: nAUGHTy, ELainE
Remi: bAD
Elaine: IM NOT GOING TO KIDNAP ANYONE!
Remi:
Remi: No stealing bodies from the cemetery either
Remi: No reincarnating them
Remi: oh, oh, oh!
Remi: But if you are going to do that
Remi: Could you maybe get my brother?
Remi: Cause, like
Elaine: IM NOT DOING ANY OF THAT!
Remi:
Carrot head:
Carrot head: You didn't say you couldn't tho
Elaine:
Elaine: Shut up carrot head
Carrot head: Rude
Carrot head: ...You little witch
Elaine: IM NOT A WITCH!!!
Carrot head:
Carrot head: Hmm, Elaine, call me stupid, but that sounds like something a w i t c h would say
Elaine: No it's not, you idiot
Carrot head:
Carrot head: That's what a witch would say
Carrot head: E l a i n e
Blyke:
Blyke: Why do you even want my duffel bag?
Elaine: No reason
Blyke: Cause it arrived this morning and John bought it in for me
Elaine:
Elaine: Nevermind, I need it
Elaine: I'll come over and get it
Elaine: BaAAi
Blyke:
Blyke: Why do you-
Blyke:
Blyke: Annnd she's offline
Remi: What do you think she wants with it?
Carrot head: I think she wants to gather magic things to make potions
Carrot head: WAIT, NO...
Carrot head: Her orange juice
Remi: Yeeaaaah
Remi: She makes her orange juice out of toxic chemicals with an orange-like taste and colour in the basement of the school and gives it to people so they go unconscious and she can put them in her duffel bag
Carrot head:
Blyke:
Carrot head: OF COURSE NOT!!
Carrot head:
Carrot head: She doesn't HAVE a duffel bag
Carrot head: Jeez Remi
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ThaTs NOt HoW It WoRKs // unOrdinary group chat
FanfictionThis is obviously based off @Americanaa_exotica's "This chat was a mistake, just like Arlo". . Isen loses his pen collection and there are multiple sightings of Elaine doing illegal dealings of orange juice. Suddenly, she has kidnapped a child and i...
