Isen [at Blyke's death bed]: Blyke, I'm sorry.
Blyke: Goodbye, Sorry, I'm dead.
Isen [crying hysterically]: Lmao, fucking mint.
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Evie: Hey, are you by chance a vegetarian?
Blyke: No, I'm a Scorpio.
Arlo: Blyke, you're an Aries.
Isen: I thought he was American.
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A child [crying]: I'm lost!
Arlo: That's okay. We're all lost. Happiness is an illusion, life is meaningless, death is around the corner. Farewell.
(Totally not the child that Elaine kidnapped-)
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Arlo [scolding John]: Do I need to repeat myself?
John: No thanks, I ignored you just fine the first time.
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Remi: I can't believe you ate that!
Isen: It said free samples!!!
Blyke: IT WAS L O T I O N , YOU FUCKING MORON
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John: How about we play 20 questions?
Seraphina: Oh, sure. What's your favourite colour?
John: Soup.
John: What do you look for in a guy?
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Isen: I was looking in the mirror and I'm feeling kinda unattractive. Could you compliment me to make me feel better?
Blyke: You have great eyesight.
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John: HELP, I TOLD SERA I'D MAKE DINNER, BUT I CAN'T COOK!!
Isen [pouring milk directly into the cereal box]: You've come to the right person.
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Adrion: Ronald Reagan died without knowing Bofa. So sad :(
Claire: Who's Ronald Reagan?
Adrion:
Adrion: Bofa deez nuts.
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Isen [holding a cardboard box]: Blyke, what would you say if I came home with 12 kittens?
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ThaTs NOt HoW It WoRKs // unOrdinary group chat
FanfictionThis is obviously based off @Americanaa_exotica's "This chat was a mistake, just like Arlo". . Isen loses his pen collection and there are multiple sightings of Elaine doing illegal dealings of orange juice. Suddenly, she has kidnapped a child and i...
