John wants to kill Isen and you gotta respect the drip KaREn

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[4:21pm, Sunday]

Blyke: WE'RE BACK FROM NARNIA, LUCY!

Carrot head: YES, LUCY. WASNT IT FUN?

Sera: ...What?

Carrot head: NARNIA!!!!!

Sera: Again. What?

Remi: Basically, we're at the mall.

Remi: They ran into this furniture store and hid inside a closet.

Remi: Whenever anyone would open the door. They would scream: "WElComE To NaRniA!"

Remi: They would then jump out and start yelling:  "YOu MusT CoME JoIn Us In NaRNia! MR HUmmUs Has BeEEn CapTureD By ElsA!"

Remi: After they screamed unintelligible blabber for a bit, they began to yell: "fOr NarNia!!" While whacking people on the head

Remi:

Remi: Pretty sure they started yodeling at one point, too

Witch: ...WhAt?

Witch: DiD yOu havE a STrOke?

Witch: Are you oKAy?

Remi:

Remi: nya

Sera: I meant why are they both Lucy? I got the first part.

Blyke: I WAS EDMUND

Carrot head: I DONT WANNA BE LUCY

Blyke: YOU SAID YOU WOULD BE

Carrot head: NO I DIDN'T

Blyke: YES YOU DID, DUMBASS

Witch: StOp SpAmMinG ThE DaMn ChAt

Carrot head:

Blyke:

Blyke: I don't wanna tap

Blyke: *stap

Blyke:

Sera:

Sera: TAp

Witch: T A P

Sera: tAp

Carrot head: Ta P

Blyke: ...stap

Sera:

Sera: *tap

Sera: You're a tAP

Remi: Sera has spoken. You are... a tap.

Remi has changed Blyke's name to Tap

Tap: S e r a

Tap: Say something eeellse

Sera: Aight, you drip

Remi has changed Tap's name to Drip

Drip:

Carrot head: Respect the drip KAreN

Drip: Fuck off

Drip: I GOt TraPPeD In A Bag FoR LikE... ThRee HoUrS

Drip: LeAvE Me AlOne

Witch:

Witch: ...Wasn't it like... ten minutes?

Witch: You hadn't even finished your pancake

Drip: oH

Drip: caUse ThE WiTch Is So SmArt

Witch: IM NOT A WITCH!!!!

Asslo:

Asslo: Stop spamming the chat.

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