ThaTs NOt HoW It WoRKs // unOrdinary group chat

Mr. Grandaddy Stalin and OoPsies *joins communistic party cutely*

[4:7tam, Thsursaby]

Carrot head: Nop

Carrot head: Nothing interesting on his phone

Carrot head: Just a few pictures of them hugging 'n shit

Witch: Sad :(

Remi: I didn't get much luck either

Remi: Blyke, you ducking virgin

Remi: *Duckimg

Remi: *Fuckub

Remi: *Duckinh

Remi: *DUcking

Remi: *FucKig

Remi:

Remi: Drat

Carrot head:

Witch:

Asslo: I am choosing to ignore that for the sake of your little dignity

Remi: Oh shut up, YOur MmaJESTy

Remi: You can't say much about signity

Remi: *dignitu

Remi: *dignjfy

Asslo:

Asslo: So, you going to keep using Remi's phone?

Remi: Yeah

Remi: Well, until I decide that it's time to erase the chat

Carrot head: ...Why?

Remi: I wish to restart the once—almost twice failed attempts of the spreading of communism in a blaze of red and golden glory. The flame of my very specific political party will race through townscapes and busying cities and those who care and cherish my stand will cheer me on through their tearful gazes.

Remi: I want to do Grandaddy Stalin proud

Carrot head:

Witch:

Remi:

Asslo:

Asslo: What the duck is wrong with you you simple minded, ducking imbecilic, little ficktarted, broccoli headed, guck nuggeted, douche canoed, dick faced, fuvk numpty ducking disgraced little shit?

Asslo: Ya ass hat

Carrot head:

Carrot head: The fucj.

Remi: .

Remi: I don't know why I did that

Remi: Or you did that

Remi: I feel that we should both re-assess our choices in this current state in our lives

Carrot head:

Carrot head: Um

Carrot head: Agreed

Witch: ^^

Asslo: No.

Asslo: I stand by it

Remi:

Carrot head:

Remi:

Remi: AN Y WA Y

Remi: BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND HAHAHAHAHADDFXDDG

Remi has changed their name to 'DüçK yŒu'

DüçK yŒu: Duck you for future reference, REmI

Asslo: Okay

Asslo: That can't have been a mistake, John