Percy : Yo, thanks for letting me fix my mistakes, bro!
Me : Do you know what my name is?
Bianca : Uh... Samuel Tracks?
Me : What part of it looks like Rick Riordan Jr. to you?
Zoe : So wait, I'm still dead?
Me : Yup. (pops the 'p')
Leo : THIS BOY IS STILL ON FIRE!!!
Me : (Facepalms)
Annabeth : Let me guess, you're going to say the disclaimer?
Me : Shut up, Wise Girl.
Annabeth : So I was right.
Me : (sighs) I don't own PJO/HOO, -
Rick : 'Cause I own it.
Percy : I hate you, Rick. You killed my friends.
Rick : I gave you blue food.
Percy : (zips mouth) My mouth is sealed.
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Percy Jackson : ReLife
FanfictionPercy Jackson wakes up in a cold sweat, certain that Annabeth hated him, certain that the gods had thrown him into Tartarus because he was apparently 'too strong to live', certain that his head had been dislodged from his neck by Kronos, but thinks...
