Owl 1: I just delivered some fudge! The boy looked so happy when I dropped it off!
Owl 2: I just delivered news to my owner that their younger brother has shown his first signs of accidental magic!
Hedwig, while cleaning feathers: Oh that's nice. I delivered a secret message to an innocent escaped prisoner who was disguised as a dog that detailed plans for destroying the most evil wizard this world has ever known.
Owl 1: . . .
Owl 2: . . .
Hedwig: Hoot hoot bitches
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