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Harry Potter: The Bi Who Lived. Most bisexual being ever.

Ginny Weasley: Pansexual Q U E E N

Hermione Granger: Bi, but mostly shoots for guys. She found out she was bisexual by kissing Pansy, and then Ginny just to be sure.

Ron Weasley: Straight as a board, but very protective of his queer friends.

Neville Longbottom: Panromantic, thinks everyone is scary but really pretty.

Draco Malfoy: That nerd is the 2nd gayest gay ever

Crabbe & Goyle: Gaaaaaayyyy (and dating)

Theodore Nott: Another gay Slytherin twink

Pansy Parkinson: More like PANSEXUAL Parkinson, am I right?

Blaise Zabini: Doesn't like labels. Likes both and prefers ladies, but hell.....shit happens.

Charlie Weasley: Ace Case. Doesn't care for gals or lads, thinks dragons are the best thing to grace this world.

Fred and George Weasley: Straight or bi/pan

Remus: Bisexual beast

Sirius: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYest being on this planet 

Peter: Ace or Aro

James: Straight but if he didn't love Lily and Sirius was with Remus him and Sirius would be gay for each other

Lily: Straight

Marlene: Pan, will fuck anyone willing enough

Luna: Panromantic-demi



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