𝗺𝗼𝗼𝗻 . 𝗍𝗐𝗂𝖼𝖾 𝟣𝟢𝗍𝗁 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋

𝗂𝗇𝖼𝗈𝗋𝗋𝖾𝖼𝗍 𝗊𝗎𝗈𝗍𝖾𝗌¹

Tzuyu: why is Chaeyoung stomping around the room?

Moon, sighing: all the energy that she doesn't use to grow has to go somewhere.

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Jihyo: I think we should treat spiders the way we would want to be treated!

Moon: killed without hesitation.

Jihyo: Moon no-

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Moon: they say love is like an uninvited guess.

Momo: is that why you keep coming into my room without permission?

Moon: Momo, we don't tell that to the fans.

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Mina: isn't it kind of weird that we pay money to see other people?

Jeongyeon: you mean movies?

Nayeon: plane tickets?

Moon: prostitution?

Mina, looking at Moon with eyes wide open: I meant glasses!

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Chaeyoung: you know, it's times like this where I wish I listened to what Jihyo told us.

Moon: what'd she say?

Chaeyoung: I don't know, I wasn't listening.

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Chaeyoung: do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Dahyun: are you crazy? You're a danger to yourself.

Moon: and a coward, do 25.

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Jihyo: I have no fears.

Moon: I'm cooking tonight!

Jihyo: I have one fear.

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Momo: synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy. But if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die.

Nayeon: my favorite is butt dial vs booty call.

Mina: it's called connotation.

Moon: also forgive me father, I have sinned vs sorry daddy, I've been naughty.

Jihyo: great news! Language is now canceled!

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Dahyun: the real question is, what type of word is yeet?

Moon: is it a verb? Can you yeet away?

Chaeyoung: or an adverb, can you do something yeet-ily?

Tzuyu: what if it's a noun though, can you become a yeet?

Jeongyeon: it's three fucking am. Shut the fuck up.

Nayeon: but wait, they have a point. Please continue.

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Sana: *exists*

Moon: I have never wanted to kiss and punch someone at the same time.

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Moon: can you come out?

Chaeyoung: I'm gay.

Moon: no, I meant come out to the car.

Chaeyoung: car, I'm gay.

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Jihyo: you can't tell anyone.

Nayeon: I just told Jeongyeon.

Jeongyeon: I just told Moon.

Moon: and I just told, many, many people.

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Chaeyoung: Jihyo, Moon and I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear it first?

Jihyo: the good news.

Moon: it is very unlikely that we will ever, ever do it again.

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Chaeyoung: can you two stop being sarcastic with me?

Tzuyu: I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words.

Moon: honestly, if you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question.

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Moon and Tzuyu: *checking each other out*

Moon: how do I look?

Tzuyu: that skirt is ugly, take it off.

Moon: I won't fall for that again.

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Chaeyoung: if I punch myself and it hurt, would I be strong or weak?

Dahyun: strong.

Tzuyu: weak.

Moon: you'd be an idiot. Why would you punch yourself?

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Moon, after she found out that Chaeyoung and Iris are dating: I must protect.