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Mc: Will you marry me?
Mammon: Mc...
Mc: Y-yeah?
Mammon: Pfft, of course not. Why would I marry YOU?
Mc: Welp, it was worth a shot.
Mc: ...byeeeE!
Mammon: W-WAIT I WAS JUST KIDDING I SWEAR-
Mc: HA TOO LATE, BE FOREVER ALONE
Mammon: nnoOOOOOOooo-
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Asmo: Heya Satan~ I know another word for cats!
Satan: Hm..?
Satan: Wait..
Asmo: PUSS-
Satan: *quickly puts a hand over his mouth*
Satan: Let me stop you right there.
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Levi: H-He's in your bed...
Mc: ...bUT Im iN yOUr TWitcH cHaT.
Levi: ...
Mc: ...
Levi: DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU
Mc: DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU
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Asmo: I'm horny mc~
Mc: Hi horny, I'm dad!
Asmo: ..daddy?
Mc: ....
Mc: why are you like this :D
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Levi: IM GOING TO SUMMON LOTAN
Mc: YEAH? WELL I CHOOSE YOU-
Mc: -PICKACHU!
Levi: W-wait what?
Mc: You heard me.
Pikachu: Pika Pika, bitch.
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Lucifer: You're an idiot.
Mammon: heY-!
Mammon: Just cuz your correct doesn't mean your right!
Lucifer: Sigh..
Lucifer: ..how exactly are we related again?
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Mammons: You guys really need to stop bullying me.
Belphie: Yeah, bullying isn't nice.
Mammon: Yeah!
Belphie: Unless it's funny, and in your case...
Belphie: ..it always is!
Mammon: OH COME ON-
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Solomon: I'm going to take you out.
Asmo: Great, it's a date!
Solomon: ..I meant that as a threat?
Asmo: See you at five~
Solomon: "..and that, Mc, is how I got Asmo to make a pact with me!"
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Belphie: Hey Mc, what do you think of me..?
Mc: You're pretty chill.
Belphie: :D
Belphie: Oh btw, what did you think of me when you first saw me?
Mc: Hmm..
Mc: You were like the unexpected raisin hiding inside a chocolate chip cookie! >:(
Belphie: D:
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hello, after a year of not uploading anything- I have finished alot of oneshots but I feel like they could be better so they are drafts for now :')
btw it's asmos birthday today so that's cool :D
YOU ARE READING
Obey Me! Shall We Date? (Oneshots)
FanfictionIve been vibing to the opening for the past 10 days. Hahaha Im obsessed..welp. :) ALL THE BOIS ARE BEST BOIS LETS GOOO, yeah even grumpy mc'grumpy Lucifer haha Have a warning: Their may be smut, and.. yeah thats all I've got. (This was made mostly...
