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POV: your screwed
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Beel: *breathes*
Mc: ..pls man if your hungry just say so
Mc: hell just eat ME if you wanna just dont suffer like that bro 😔
Beel: Hm..?
Beel: Okay then!
Mc: ..wait pls dont eat me I regret what I said waiT-
Beel: *runs over to Mc at the speed of light*
Mc: sHIT WAIT NO-
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Levi: Hey Mc, I found a cat outside-!
Mc: gas p
Mc: Can we pet it..?!?
Mc: ...
Mc: CAN WE KEEP I-
Lucifer: No.
Mc: cr i
Satan: *walks in*
Satan: Mc...? Why are you crying?
Mc: *points to Levi*
Satan: Hm..?
Levi: S-so I found a cat-
Satan: Really..?
Satan: Thats great-!
Levi: Mhm!
Levi: ..Except Lucifer said-
Lucifer: We are not to keep another animal in this household.
Lucifer: ..Mammon is hard enough to keep under control already.
Satan: ...
Satan and Mc: *wailing in the corner while hugging each other*
Levi: ..Thats such a stupid thing to cry over lololol!
Satan: *smirks*
Satan: Oh really Levi..?
Satan: *whispers* Anime girls dont exis-
Levi: *joins them in their crying fest*
Lucifer: ....
Lucifer: Idiots.
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Mammon: Lucifer is such a-
Lucifer: Lucifer is such a what, hm?
Mc: Yeah Mammon, what is he?
Mc: *snickers*
Mammon: ....
Mammon: H-hes such a g-great older b-bro!
Mammon: Y-yeah..
Lucifer: Oh really?
Mammon: *nods*
Mammon: Y-yep! Yes, hell I would uhhh eben d-die for you!
Mc: ..w-wait maybe you shouldn't say that-
Mammon: S-shut it h-human! I c-care for my older bro so I should say it.
Lucifer: "Die for me" hm..?
Mc: oh no..
Mammon: Y-yep! Thats what I said!
Mammon: Heheh..
Lucifer: ..then go ahead.
Mammon: S-sure anythin for you older-!
Mammon: ..wait whaT-
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Obey Me! Shall We Date? (Oneshots)
FanfictionIve been vibing to the opening for the past 10 days. Hahaha Im obsessed..welp. :) ALL THE BOIS ARE BEST BOIS LETS GOOO, yeah even grumpy mc'grumpy Lucifer haha Have a warning: Their may be smut, and.. yeah thats all I've got. (This was made mostly...
