^^^^ Belphie calls me and everyone else out :'D
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Mammon and Mc: *proceed to rob a bank for the heck of it*
Mammon: That was fun-!
Mc: Yeah haha-!
Lucifer: MAMMON, MC.
Mammon: *gulP*
Mc: oh no pfft-!!
Lucifer: What is this Im hearing about you both robbing a bank?
Mammon: W-Whats a bank? Neva' heard of one haha-
Mc: Mammon made me do it-!
Lucifer: ....
Mammon: WHAT?!? MC WHY-!
Lucifer: Mammon.
Mammon: I-I can explain o-older brother-
Lucifer: *drags Mammon to his room to get punished*
Mammon: N-NOO! MC HELP MEEE-!!
Mc: *laughs evily*
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Mammon: Im goin' to beat your ass-!
Mammon: >:0
Lucifer: What?
Mammon: I-I mean I'm go to eat your bass, y-yeah thats what I meant..
Mammon: ...hahhahahahah...
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Mc: Whats..hentai?
Levi: *blushes profusely*
Levi: W-w-why w-would y-you want to k-know..?
Mc: Asmo said it was like Anime but better so-
Everyone else feeling a disturbance in the force: ASMOOOOO-!
Asmo: *is looking at his reflection*
Asmo: Why do I feel more screwed than normal, hm~?
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Mc: High five Satan!
Satan: Sure.
Mc: siKe
Mc: *pulls out hand last sec*
Satan: *immediately grabs their handback*
Mc: W-wait w-what..?
Satan: *chuckles*
Satan: I am getting that high five wether you like it or not.
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Mc: *pokes Lucifers cheek*
Lucifer: Hm? Something you need?
Mc: *pokes Lucifer cheek again*
Lucifer: ..What do you need?
Mc: *pokes lucifers cheek 100 times*
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: ...Ill take that as nothing then.
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Mammon: So like I was sayin, I'd never be friends with a human.
Mammon: No way no how!
Levi: ..Uh huh..
Mammon: What? You tryin' to say I have?
Levi: I mean..
Levi: The fact your hugging them to death doesnt really help you lololol
Mc: *waves happily*
Levi: Aww-
Mammon: Ya dare even fawn over them for one more second and your dead to me, ya got that?
Mammon: *squeezes Mc*
Mammon: Precious..
Mc: Lmao what was that I couldnt hear you~?
Mammon: ..I-I said ferocious! Y-Yeah! Humans are soo greedy for hugs..like you are right now. Your lucky Im bein' this nice to you ya k-know?
Mc: *whispers* Totally a tsundere..
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Lucifer: Do you hear that Satan?
Satan: *weird music coming from a distance*
Satan: ...yeah I do actually.
Satan: Lets go check it out.
Lucifer: Agreed.
Satan: ...
Lucifer: ...
Satan: What in the name of-
*Diavolo and Mc chanting on top of a table while dancing in a circle*
Lucifer: *walks straight back out with Satan*
Lucifer: ...Lets agree to never speak of this ever?
Satan: *nods profusely*
Satan: We are taking this to our graves.
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Beel: *is hungry*
Beel: ..foood..
Mc: *notices*
Mc: Yo can I get you some food dude?
Beel: *perks up with big ass puppy dog eyes*
Mc: *faints from cuteness*
Beel: !
Beel: 5 second rule-?
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Mc: I dont like Lucifer.
Mammon: Why?
Mc: ..He tried to kill me twice and I never got an apolgy.
Lucifer: *is summoned*
Mammon: Fuck fuck fuck
Mc: Hes also super up tight, like cmon really?
Mc: Hes totally Diavolos lil' pet haha-!
Mammon: Yo human, you might wanna shut up-
Mc: No u! Anyway as I was sayin hes also super fit like wth?? Cant relate-
Mammon: LOOK BEHIND Y-YOU.
Mammon: *runs away at the speed of sound*
Mc: ...what?
Mc: ...oH-
Lucifer: Your really thinking of me that way? *chuckles*
Mc: N-No wait I-I..
Lucifer: Come to my room.
Lucifer: Ill show you the real me.
(and then they played twister all night long the end ;)
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these are all so stupid haha
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