The unknown pendragon (fgo x pendragon reader)

The prince meets the knights

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(3rd pov:)

After eating and that fiasco with gilga y/n finds himself with the other knights of the round table.

Y/n: "So father what am i doing here?"

(S)artoria:"To meet the others of course you are a prince so it's a must to meet your subjects."

Y/n:"Father no offense but I'm no prince we have no kingdom."

(S)artoria:"nonetheless you are still a prince."

Y/n:"What about mordred? Just because she rebelled against you she is no princess."

Mordred:"hey! I'm no princess, I'm a knight so I'm a prince!"

Y/n:"*sigh* let's just get this over with."

(S)artoria:"alright, first is lancelot."

Y/n:"wife stealer."

(S) lancelot:"hey! She does not love artoria nor artoria love her."

Y/n:"your point being?"

(S) lancelot:"that it's okay if i love her!"

Y/n:"she is still married."

(B):"ARTHURRRRR!!"

Y/n:"Shut up rabid dog."

(S) lancelot:" hey! That is still me!"

Y/n:"next."

(S) lancelot:"hey don't ignore me!"

Tristan then puts a hand on lancelot shoulder to calm him down.

Tristan:"My name is tristan your highness."

Y/n:"red haired bowman."

Tristan:"y-yes your majesty."

Y/n:"next."

Agravain:"my name is agravain your majesty."

Y/n:"Morgan's puppet."

(S)artoria:"what are you doing son?"

Y/n:"giving them nicknames so i can remember them better."

(S)artoria:"a-ah i see, next please."

Bedivere:"my name is bedivere your highness."

Y/n:"excalibur arm."

(S)artoria:"what are you saying my son? Excalibur is still with me."

Y/n:"well merlin once told me that in an alternate timeline bedivere lost his arm and merlin found him petrified at the shore of avalon and reforged excalibur for his arm."

(S)artoria:"a-ah i understand, next please."

Gawain:"my name is gawain your majesty."

*Kneels*