Aries: gets into an argument with the person beforehand
Taurus: buys 3 cans of whipped cream
Gemini: makes it clear they want nothing serious
Cancer: lights some candles around the room and sprays it with some scents
Leo: T-E-A-S-I-N-G
Virgo: spends an hour researching the different positions and which one their partner might like the most
Libra: goes out to buy new lingerie but can't decide what to buy so they buy $200 worth
Scorpio: dusts off their toys
Sagittarius: takes pole dancing classes and looks up dangerous positions
Capricorn: makes a nice dinner and chugs some wine
Aquarius: finds their glow-in-the-dark condoms
Pisces: looking up role-play topics
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Zodiac Signs - Mature Memes
FanfictionThis is my second Zodiac Sign book. This one, however, will be slightly more mature. SO PLEASE DON'T READ IF YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T!
