Aries: slashes your tires
Taurus: has a new partner
Gemini: still wants to be friends
Cancer: pretends you don't exist
Leo: shows up to parties you're at dressed better than you
Virgo: enumerates your faults to anyone who will listen
Libra: sleeps with your best friend
Scorpio: stalks you for three months after
Sagittarius: talks about your sex life with them to anyone who will listen
Capricorn: never gives back any of your stuff
Aquarius: only talks to you when they're drunk
Pisces: deletes any of the songs you like from their library
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Zodiac Signs - Mature Memes
FanfictionThis is my second Zodiac Sign book. This one, however, will be slightly more mature. SO PLEASE DON'T READ IF YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T!
