How Fucking Dangerous is Your Sign

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Aries- 12%HAHAHAHA!! Nice try, you fool no one

Taurus- 25% - we saw that one coming

Gemini- 50% - split personality

Cancer- 1,000,000% - damn... you guys do know plenty of good insults tho

Leo- 60% - I can see it

Virgo- 1,000,000,000 - we're crazy, m'kay?

Libra- 85% - that's only cause we trust y'all

Scorpio- 55% - what? Going to fuck us to death?

Sagittarius- 0% - not so tough, huh

Capricorn- 90% - you do you're research

Aquarius- 79% - y'all have no emotions and don't mind being dangerous

Pisces- 70% - the award for most unexpected goes to y'all

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