•Clueless• saiki x reader

•confusion•

SUP SHAWTYS. UH ITS BEEN A LONG MINUTE HASNT IT, ANYWAY UM IM GONNA CONTINUE THE STORY BUT ITS PROSBBAKT GOIG TO BE SHIT CUZ I FEEL LIKE THIS STORY IS GOING ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE 😀 so yea i'll try to make it a little better and yea buttttt If you or your friend are a dream smp watcher or just like dream im writing a dream fanfic in my notes and i promise it's going to be a hundred times better than this stupid thing 😀 anyway enjoy 😍✨

After Yumehara found out Usui is actually a jerk who left you broken and is a manipulative psychopath she just stood in disbelief  "That asshole" She said while clenching her fist, making her knuckles white. "Listen, Im sorry y/n i didnt think he was such a bad person!" She said while coming in for a hug. "No, it's not your fault that he's such a bitch!" You said while holding her in your arms. "Well now that i know that Usui is a jerk, what are your thoughts on Saiki?!" She said while backing up. You sighed. "You really do switch up fast! but anyway we are friends!" "Are you sure?"  She said back with an almost evil smirk on her. "hear me out, you are the only person he likes. He has rejected Teruhashi a million times and me but not you! c'mon open your eyes he only pays attention to you!" She said while shaking your shoulders. "i-i don't knowww" you whined. "Listen has he like ever, just perhaps made you feel fuzzy inside like your stomach or like your face extremely hot?" "Yes do you think i'm sick im sorta concerned. WAIT MAYBE WHEN IM AROUND ME HE PASSED ME THAT DISEASE!" You replied. Yumehara just sighed in disappointment at your idiot ness. "You know what um ima leave you be!" She said while walking backwards and waving goodbye. "Hm" you thought

time passed

  You saw Saiki going through the gates and ran up to him. "SAIKI... SAiki... Saiki wait up!" you said running as fast as possible. Saiki turned his head back looked toward you with a questioning look on his face. You were panting once you reached up to him. "W-wanna go to the arcade?!" you yelled. He only nodded though 🙄. You both made your way to the local arcade. As you guys made your way to the arcade you guys came across the bitch teruhashi. She hadn't noticed you guys but you and saiki were aware that she was going to cross paths with you guys and nEVer lest you guys be in peace. You put your arm around Saikis shoulder? And moved to the right where there was a store for women's items (bras and panties) You walked in relieved that you got yourself out of that situation but now you just got yourself in another one. While walking in you closed your eyes out of satisfaction but once your opened them you only saw a mannequin with a bra and underwear on it. You smiled as you entered but your brain just malfunctioned and you didn't stop smiling until it worked again (your kind of an airhead 💃) Finally realizing you were standing in front of a mannequin with a bra on an underwear and realizing you were still clinging on to him you cleared your throat out of embarrassment and let go of his shoulder but this time going behind him and putting both your hands on his shoulders and making him face the door so he can't see the mannequins. Your face was extremely red out of embarrassment. Sadly Teruhashi still hadn't passed the store so once she passed she saw saiki standing there inside the store and hands on his shoulders. "Hey saiki! wha-" Before letting her finish you tightened your grip on his shoulder and moved him behind you this time he was staring at your head. "Saiki who?" you said in a confused face. Saiki was slightly taller than you and his vibrant hair color was very noticeable. "Um y/n what are you doing here?" She said as her eye twitched in annoyance. "Oh i was just shopping for some panties yk it's that time of the month!" You said with a bright smile forgetting saiki was behind you. Saiki cleared his throat and you looked behind and he was there with no expression in his face. "O-oh saiki! what are you doing here!!! uh i didn't know you were into this uh stuff" You said. "anyway we have to go cya!" you said as you grabbed his wrist and simply sprinted out of the store. 

AD TIME LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Do you or your friend like mcyt!???!???? or the Dream smp????!!??!! BUT YOU ARE ALSO EMPTY INSIDE?!!?! i've got you 😩 I AM MAKING A STORY CALLED 'Right eye tear' I PROMISE YOU ITS GOING TO BE 100999900939393900X BETTER THAN THIS ON AND ITS A LOt FUNNIER BC MY HUMOR IS AMAZING LOL SO GO READ IT CUZ WHY NOTTTTT AND DONT BE SHY RECOMMEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS BESTIEEE TY 😍

now the sad news, i will be stopping this story bc i just absolutely hate it and it sucks i just hate it in oh so sorry but yes but go go read right eye tear the first 3 chapters are probably gonna be published today so yes THANK YOU FOR READING ILY THANKS AND DONT FORGET TO READ RIGHT EYE TEAR TYSM BYE BYE LUV YOU