|| Among Us Logic- Artdump, headcanons and ships (Mostly)

Mr Egg- The savage

Yay.

I'd also like to say that Wattpad decided to delete the whole arsing chapter, so I'm not happy.

Now I have to do the whole thing again.

Anyway, I have a headcanon that Mr Egg is an absolute savage with insults, and also insulting himself along with it, so yeah. Its mostly directed at Mr Cheese, which is kinda expected.

I also have a headcanon that he has a pet cat called Mellow. Deal with it.

TW- Mentions of depression + suicide

Also, no fic today, since I couldn't be bothered.

Lez go I guess-

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Mr Cheese- Shut up British boy!

Mr Egg- You're about as useless as the 'ueue' in the word 'queue.'

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Mr Cheese- Toto is far better than your stupid cat! I bet he doesn't even love you.

Me Egg- Say that again and I'll turn off your knees.

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Mr Egg- Talking to you cured my depression.

Mr Cheese- Aw!

Mr Egg- I found someone I hate more than I hate myself.

TheGentleman- *Chokes*

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Mr Cheese- *gossiping about Mr Egg*

Mr Egg, from the other side of the room- YOU ARE LIKE A PLUNGER, ALWAYS BRINGING UP OLD SHIT!

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Player- I bet you can't insult me.

Mr Egg- You are like the heel of the bread loaf. Everyones touched you, but nobody wants you.

Veteran- *Wheeze-*

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Mr Egg- Shut up Captain, nobody cares about your depressing love life.

Captain- But I wasn't even talking about my love li-

Captain- Ohhhhh-

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Mr Cheese- And why should I care?

Mr Egg- I hope that one day TheGentleman adopts a centipede, so you have to spend the rest of your days slaving away to buy shoes for it.

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Mr Egg- If I had a quid for every time someone didn't find me attractive, they'd find me attractive.

Stoner- Ouch-

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Mr Egg- You are one of those people who would look healthier when they are on drugs

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TheGentleman- Mr Egg, really? I can't believe you ever thought I loved you.

Mr Egg- Get one of those Dyson vacuums, then we can see if it has enough force to suck the stupid out of your brain.

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Player- Sorry guys, we lost because I was trash...

Mr Egg- You're not trash Player!

Player- Aww...

Mr Egg- You're recycling.

Player- ..?

Mr Egg- Trash can be disposed of. But we're stuck with you.

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Mr Egg- Bloody hell, you're basically the human embodiment of a piece of broccoli-

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Bro- Haha! I can't believe I beat you. Just shows how terrible you are, haha!

Mr Egg- Bitch, you look like something I drew with my left hand, shut the hell up-

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Captain- I'm useless...

Mr Egg- No you're not!

Mr Egg- You can be used as a bad example–

Player- Not helping Mr Egg!

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Captain- Why would someone want to hurt my bestie?!

Mr Egg- Maybe because they met him.?

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Mr Cheese- I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

Mr Egg- Oh okay thats fine.

Mr Cheese- I'M BEING SERIOUS.

Mr Egg- I wanna die though-

Mr Cheese- Wait no–

Mr Egg- I insist!

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Mr Egg in the past- I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life!

TheGentleman- I wake up at 6am

Mr Egg- On second thoughts...

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Mr Egg- *Gets a match on tinder*

Guy- Hi!

Mr Egg- Benefits of dating me: You're dating me.

Guy- And?

Mr Egg- I could go on, but I've made my point. You wouldn't understand.

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Alt title: Mr Egg being a complete dick

Hope you enjoyed! Took me ages, and all but one was from the internet. Can you guess which was mine?

Anyways, hope you enjoyed!

Byesie byes!
-JellieCatMC