Mrs. Albany thought that Jhonny was cheating on a test, so she pulled him over to her desk and said, "Jhonny I think you've been cheating on your tests." Jhonny became flabbergasted and replied unhappily, "Prove it!!!" Mrs. Albany frowned and said, "Well, the first question on the test was 'Who was the first president' and Mary, who sits next to Jenny, put 'George Washington' and so did you!"
Jhonny laughed and replied, "So everybody knows that!" Mrs. Albany went on saying, "Wait! The next question was 'Where was Abraham Lincoln killed?' Mary put 'Fords Theater' and so did you!" Jhonny swiftly retorted, "I studied the history book last night and remembered that!" Mrs. Albany was getting anxious as she exclaimed, "WAIT, WAIT!!! The third question was 'Who was George Washington's wife?' Mary put 'I don't know' and you put 'Me neither'!!!"
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