[11] Dude and Bruh

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Epic: Shirts are COOL BRUH!!! Your body goes in one hole, and out three!

Cross: Excuse me...?

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Epic: Bruh, you know that cement and glass are made of sand, yeah?

Cross: (Oh no)  Yeah, why?

Epic: Does that mean houses are just big sandcastles?

Cross: Dude please...

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Epic: But, bruh, where were you when my meme only had 4 likes

Cross, tearing up: Making 4 accounts dude...

Epic: bruh...

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Epic: Bruh, you know how your fingers get all pruney when they got all wet and stuff right?

Cross: Yeah?

Epic: And your body is like, 70% made of water?

Cross:

Cross: ...y-yeah...?

Epic: My question is, if we have nerves in or on our bones and stuff, would our bones feel pruney from wearing our skin and muscles and stuff?

Cross: Uh...

Epic: Would our feet feel like they're wearing wet, and stinky sneakers 24/7?

Cross: Dude...

Epic: Would my hands feel like they have wet and slimy garden gloves everyday?

Cross:

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