Teacher: Hi champs
Trey: ELLO CHILDREN
Veronica: excuse me? I am a legal adult
Trey: so ur 18?
Veronica: I act 18
Omar: *cOuGh*
Veronica: what?
Omar: nothing-
Teacher: anyway can yall turn ur cameras on bc we're gonna do some long workout
Odette: I cant
Teacher: why is that
Odette: my dog ate a toaster and we're at the hospital for dogs or whatever
Teacher: your. dog. ate. a. toaster.
Odette: yes
Teacher: show me your dog that ate a toaster
Odette: no he is very ugly
Teacher: what does he look like then
Odette: kinda like you
teacher: anyway I'll be calling somebody's parents about this now the rest of u gotta follow this corny workout vid and lets put on some Justin beiber
Song: THE WAY U HOLD ME HOLD ME HOLD ME HOLD ME HOLD ME FEELS SO HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY HOLY. OH GOD RUNNING TO THE ALTAR LIKE A CHURCH STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trey: this song sucks put on (some random rapper)
teacher: alright.
Song: *cursing*
Teacher: wtf
Trey: sorry its my jam man
Odette: play wap
teacher: ik what wap means.
Odette: *gulps*
teacher: why would somebody make a song about wings and pizza
odette: never mind dont play it
Rosalie: im telling my mom (on trey not odette)
Rosalie has left the meeting
Jojo: she was annoying
Trey: ikr
All the girls: PlAy LeT iT gO
teacher: no I have twin 6 year old girls please no
All the boys: pLaY raP
Teacher: how bout we play nothing and yall just do jumping jacks
Trey: no
Teacher: I hate my life so much (we need an f for this teacher)
Mateo: so do I
Alab: Life is a jail that can never be broken out of, no matter how hard you try
Dvir: damn that's deep
Rosalie has rejoined
Teacher: Hey, Rosalie-
Rosalie: my mom said you're an immature man who has no idea how to run a class. and she said trey is an immature boy-
Trey: you forgot i'm agender
Rosalie: WELL AN INMATURE DUMB PERSON
Trey: ehhh, she's not wrong. but thank god veronica's not here to make me feel like a total failure
Veronica has joined the meeting
Trey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
teacher: morning, Veronica we-
Veronica: kick trey
Teacher: *kicks Veronica*
Trey: hahaha yes
Teacher: trey dont be a disturbance though
Trey: OK-
Also Trey: wanna add me on discord
Rosalie: omg discord sucks im telling my mom
Rosalie has left the meeting
Odette: Rosalie's mom's got all the tea 🍵
Trey: lol shes a tattletale
Teacher: Trey please-
Teacher: *invites Veronica back in*
Veronica: OmG wHy DiD u KiCk MeEeEe
Teacher: do pushups.
Literally everybody: *does fake pushups thinking the gym teacher won't notice and he doesn't
teacher: great work! Mason ur doing good
Mason who's actually doing pushups: I need to catch my breath
Teacher: alr
Mason: *catches breath in span of 5 seconds*
Veronica: can we like, play truth or dare
Odette: OMG YES!!!
Trey: omg noooo
Omar: lol yes
Joshua: ok if you wanna know something nobody knows about me im gay
vinny: *turns mic on*
also Vinny: Joshua everybody knew that
Joshua: how I never told anybody
Vinny: it was o b v i o u s but Im reading Flamingo x Jayingee fanfics on Wattpad so stfu and leave me alone! :D
Teacher: c l a s s
Trey: yessirr yessirr *military symbol salute thing*
Veronica: so mature
Trey: ikr
Teacher: I QUIT MY JOB IM NOTHING BUT NICE TO YOU DANG KIDS-
Charlie: dont screammmmmmM!
Odette: imagine being a hypocrite
Rosalie: rejoins
Also Rosalie: omg screaming! im telling my mom! *leaves*
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Werewolfso like yeah the title, I have bad humor some running gags are: -Mateo acting depressed -Trey and Veronica fighting -Omar yelling -Teacher saying "hi gays." -Vinny reading Wattpad during class (Draco x Harry fan fictions). -Joshua bragging about hi...