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Teacher: hiii gays

Trey: hi gays

Quinn: bye gays

Quinn has left the meeting

Teacher: now I have to let Veronica in-

Trey: NOOOOOOO

Teacher: *lets Veronica in*

Veronica: like, um, hi, like, um, weirdos

Colleen: vocabulary 100% (yes ik I made this joke asggdbdhdbfn)

Veronica: shut up

Colleen: I-

Jian: *sleeps in class*

Teacher: JIAN!

tired Jian: wha wha whos Jian...?

Vinny: BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

Odette: can we watch kermit

Teacher: can yall shut up

Teacher: anyways whats yalls favorite website

Vinny: ✨ wAtTpAd ✨

Mateo: depression.com

Omar: wtf.... is that even a real website?

Mateo: yes

Omar: its not talking about depression

Mateo: I just said depression.com bc im depressed

Omar: *hugs camera*

Mateo: ty

every other kid in the room's favorite website: YouTube

Teacher: k lets talk about stranger danger on the frikkin internet

Qasim: wtf... we haven't learned about that since elementary

Trey: yh if somebody asks you your address online don't give it to them... common sense. I'm not that dumb

Veronica: probably a lot dumber

Alec: that's not nice

Veronica: I know that

Albert: Yeah but don't say it then.

Teacher: anyway watch Kermit's video about this

Odette: YASSSSSS

Albert: I hate kermit

Teacher: stfu

Kermit: alright kids, lets pretend ms piggy is asking me for my address online

Mrs. piggy: whats ur address

Kermit: *says random address*

Mrs. piggy: *pulls out gun*

Kermit: AAAAAAAA WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE

Mrs. piggy: *shoots kermit*

Kermit: AAAAAAAAA

Odette: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO KERMIT

Albert: this is so violent

*Ketchup starts pouring out of Kermit's chest*

Bailey: bruh

Trey: what

Kermit: im dead

Trey: how are you talking then

Charlie: He was never alive in the first place.

Trey: :O

Odette: >:O

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