Its War

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"Hey! No fair!" Ray squealed when Bert shot the zombie he was killing, earning him the points instead of Ray.

"Better luck next time, Princess FroFro." Bert laughed.
"Fuck you!" Ray said and kicked Bert in the spine.

"Ow, you prick!" Bert said with a chuckle.

"Dont talk to my boyfriend like that!" Mikey said and jumped onto Berts back, making him fall over and then started tickling him, knowing Bert is very ticklish.

"Oh my fucking god." I mumbled in amusement and rubbed my face like a pissed off substitute teacher.

"Jesus christ." Frank replied and grabbed Mikey by his arms and pulled him up, making him squeal like a pig and kick his legs out.

"Thank you for defending me, dearest Micheal." Ray said in a fancy accent.

"Oh it really was my pleasure, Raymond." He replied and kissed him.

"No PDA in our room!" I said and Frank threw a pillow at them, making Bert laugh even louder.

"It was just a kiss, you virgin!" Mikey said and three the pillow at me.

"I might be a virgin but atleast i dont have awkward knees!" I defended

"Ha! You admitted it!" Bert said and smacked my arm.

"Bert, you cant say shit, the only reason you arnt a virgin is because you are a stoner skater boy and girls think they are in love with that!" Ray explained with a large smile.

"Shut it, lets get coffee!" Frank said and we all stopped talking, grabbing our shoes and heading out of our shared room to go to the cafeteria so we could get some coffee. Lucky for patients, it was free for us, though Bert, Ray and Mikey all had to pay.

"You, Frank, are a genius." I stated and took a sip of my crappy coffee.

"How so?" He asked.

"Even the crappiest of coffees are the solution to any problem ever." I said and Mikey nodded in agreement, pointing at me to further show his opinion.

"Fact." Ray said and downed the rest of his coffee, leaving to go get more.

"Nah. Weed." Bert debated and Frank moved his head from side to side in a mixed opinion on the matter.

We all finished our coffee and left back to our room. Bert and Frank got along well, though i could still see Mikeys slight discomfort with him being too friendly with Ray.

"Dont worry. Its just him being him." I whispered into Mikeys ear as i hugged him goodbye and he nodded into my shoulder where his head sat.

"Goodbye Frank, bye Geetard, see you guys soon?" Mikey said, though it was more of a question. We nodded and everyone left, taking their bags with them.

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Aight boys and gurls and those of you who arnt either or are both, how u doin? This is a bit short, sorry, its unedited as usual cuz im a lazy shit.

Questiom of the day: what is a song youve known for a long time that still hits so good.
My answer: the distance by bataar orrrrrr dance dance by fall out boy.
Comment ur answer if u want

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