Faked // Ateez

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-Bye-

Naomi☄️: Wholy shit this place is nice

Maru🧊: Ikr

Jia🎀: WHERE ARE YOU TWO

Vera🪴: no fair how come you two got to leave

Maru🧊: We are looking around :)

Naomi☄️: Yeah Jia you totally sound chill

Jia🎀: I AM CHILL

Vera🪴: As chill as a house fire

Jia🎀: 🪴🔫🤠

Noami☄️: Rip Vera

Maru🧊: Guys I found a coffee machine!!

Jia🎀: MARU NO

Noami☄️: Yo do y'all hear that barking

Jia🎀: ...Vera started barking at me and I don't know how to stop it...

Noami☄️: You don't

Jia🎀: Thought so 🤦‍♀️

Vera🪴: *Thot so

Jia🎀: HOW ARE YOU INSULTING ME AND BARKING AT ME AT THE SAME TIME

Naomi☄️: Pretty easily actually

Vera🪴: yeah all I have to do is type and bark at the same time

Maru🧊: Fr it ain't that deep

Jia🎀: 👁👄👁

Maru🧊: Side note the coffee in the pot was cold :(

Naomi☄️: Then heat it up

Maru🧊: Yup that's what I'm doing :)

Vera🪴: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

Jia🎀: OH SO NOW YOU STOP BARKING

Maru🧊: Uhhhhh

Jia🎀: What did you do?

Maru🧊: The microwave... exploded

Naomi☄️: WHAT DID YOU PUT IN IT??

Vera🪴: Fr I really thought that was the end for Jia

Jia🎀: What about you??

Vera🪴: Your my human shield duh

Jia🎀: You realize I am this bands leader, lead singer, and guitarist??

Naomi☄️: And I'm a bassist 🙄 if you want to be "main" anything, get some daddy issues first

Vera🪴: Oh she does

Jia🎀: And how do you know that????

Vera🪴: Jia, sweetie, whose your favorite character in Haikyu?

Jia🎀: Coach Ukai

Naomi☄️: Ohhh

Vera🪴: exactly

Maru🧊: So in search of trying to figure out why the microwave exploded, I learned that metal objects should not be put in microwaves, and seeing as I put a metal coffee pot in there... I now understand my error

Noami☄️: You didn't know that??

Vera🪴: I- ...feel lucky that you are a keyboardist and not a university student

Jia🎀: Vera you should feel lucky that you are drummer

Vera🪴: I do, drumming and vibing with you guys is like the only thing that makes me happy anymore

Maru🧊: D-did Vera say something sweet??

Naomi☄️: I come back andddd Jia is crying

Jia🎀: I know you clown on everyone but DEEP down you care and that's enough for me 😭

Vera🪴: I mean I'm just telling truth, like at this point I could do lines of coke and feel numb

Naomi☄️: Let's test that theory 🤩

Jia🎀: Let's not.

Maru🧊: Ok I just left a lot of cash to cover the microwave expenses and a super sorry note, I'm heading towards you now

Jia🎀: Ok let this be a learning lesson then ig

Vera🪴: We have learned that Maru is the type of person who would accidentally blow up the world for a cup of coffee

Naomi☄️: Fr

Maru🧊: I don't deny that

Jia🎀: I-

Jia🎀: Anyways, we are all here so it's time to go to the meeting

Vera🪴: Hold up why are we here again??