-Yikes-
HoongJoong🏴☠️: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JUST HAPPEND
Jongho🍎: Damn you just came out of shock??
Yunho⚡️: Yeah Joong it's the next morning
Yeosang🏔: But still
San💤: FR WHAT HAPPENED
Wooyoung🕹: ITS ALL WENT BY SO FAST
Seonghwa🎆: LIKE SOME KINDA DRUG INDUCED FEVER DREAM
HoongJoong🏴☠️: I know we make a point in this chat never to ask why but seriously Mingi, why?
Mingi🦁: I don't know
Yunho⚡️: Good luck telling that to your family 💀
Yeosang🏔: Or the media
Mingi🦁: OMG I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT
Seonghwa🎆: And I think we found the source of our problem
Wooyoung🕹: Do share please
San💤: Mingi didn't even think
Mingi🦁: I'd retaliate but that's pretty accurate, one minute she's smiling at me, next my mind goes blank, and once I regain my senses my signature is on the papers
Jongho🍎: Sooo we are absolutely certain she did not drug him??
Yeosang🏔: Frankly, it would be safe to say that all bets or still on the table
Mingi🦁: Guys I don't think Vera would drug me!
Seonghwa🎆: you've known her for like a day!?!
Mingi🦁: I know but we talked after the meeting and she's a sweet person who wouldn't resort to drugging someone
Yunho⚡️: Like Seonghwa said, YOUVE KNOWN HER FOR A DAY
Mingi🦁: Well, the one day we've known each other also happens to be our wedding day. Fake relationship or not, she's still my wife. I don't want people saying bad stuff about her
San💤: Wait that's kinda sweet
Yeosang🏔: Joong is crying...
HoongJoong 🏴☠️: I RAISED HIM RIGHT
Mingi🦁: Besides, if you guys are so curious about her, we can just ask!
Jongho🍎: Wait wha-
Mingi🦁 added Vera🪴 to -Yikes-
San💤: INTRUDER IN THE CHAT INTRUDER IN THE CHAT
Wooyoung🕹: *SIREN NOISES*
Vera🪴: WEWOOWEWOO
Mingi🦁: Vera they are talking about you
Vera🪴: I figured but siren noises are just fun to make
San💤: She got us there
Wooyoung🕹: Fr she is 100% correct
Vera🪴: Thank you, I try
Yeosang🏔: How is Jia doing?
Vera🪴: you two are a pair of dense yet strangely adorable idiots
Yeosang🏔: um that didn't answer my question but thank you?
Vera🪴: You're welcome 😤 and Jia is alright dw
Jongho🍎: Vera you would never drug someone right?
Mingi🦁: Jongho what did I JUST say
Jongho🍎: There is no harm in asking!!
Vera🪴: Well, what's the situation??
HoongJoong🏴☠️: No Vera, the correct answer is "No, I would never drug someone"
Vera🪴: I know that's the answer you want but you better bet I would drug someone if they were trying to harm my friends
Yeosang🏔: That includes Jia?
Vera🪴: Jia is the one that cooks for me, if anyone so much as stares at her the wrong way the better believe they ain't waking up to see the next day.
Vera🪴: Aw but you must have been really worried, huh?
Yeosang🏔: Yeahhh she rarely cry's :(
Vera🪴: Fr why else do you think I was so hasty?
Yeosang🏔: I like you. Can we keep her?
Vera🪴: Thank you, you're pretty chill yourself
Mingi🦁: That's one down and six more to go !
HoongJoong🏴☠️: It's gonna be one long year
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