Faked // Ateez

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-Yikes-

Naomi☄️: Where is Buddy WHERE IS BUDDY??

Maru🧊: oh no

Jongho🍎: Oh no?

Yunho⚡️: What's happening??

Vera🪴: Shit's about to hit the ceiling

Jia🎀: If it hasn't already

Naomi☄️: WHERE IS BUDDY

Wooyoung🕹: Darling its ok! Who needs a stupid bat when you can have me?

HoongJoong🏴‍☠️: He's dead isn't he?

Vera🪴: Yes, very much so

Jia🎀: Yeah

Maru🧊: This isn't gonna be pretty

Wooyoung🕹: What are you talking about I'm always pretty-

Noami☄️: first off, who tf are you?? And what semblance of a brain cell left in that empty head of yours thought that you had the audacity to call my precious Buddy, stupid?!!? I rather jump off a cliff into a flaming dumpster trash fire, just to roll into a tank of hungry piranhas than to trade my precious bat for the likes of your poster board, corporate created, "pretty boy" bitch ass face.

Jongho🍎: 🤠

Seonghwa🎆: 🤠

San💤: 🤠

Mingi🦁: She did not hold back...

Maru🧊: That bat is basically her child

Vera🪴: Fr, I'm surprised she didn't use the talentless hack line

Naomi☄️: Atm I am currently writhing in anger, however, I have seen various of his performances and calling this trash can of a human being a "talentless hack" would be an all out lie, and I do not lie.

Jia🎀: Well I'm glad she stuck to her values, but still-

Wooyoung🕹: Awww you were watching my past performances and called me pretty? That's so sweet of you 🥰

Yeosang🏔: 🤦‍♂️

Yunho⚡️: There is no saving him...

Noami☄️: Jia.

Jia🎀: Yes Naomi?

Maru🧊: Oh shit there went the earrings

Noami☄️: I'm going to walk the dog brb :)

San💤: You guys have a dog?

Vera🪴: We don't.

Jia🎀: HOLD HER BACK HOLD HER BACK

Maru🧊: NOAMI STOP RESISTING

Noami☄️: I WILL WHEN HE'S GONE