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you
HEY SHAWTYYYY

HELLO MEME GIRL
that guy in the photo looks like
my friend called Tommy.

you
eww imagine knowing someone called "tommy"
like why couldn't their parents call the  child Tom. why the extra "-my"

PLS I DONT KNOW
STUPID NAME FOR A STUPID BOI
also are you from east coast 😀😀

you
yeah i'm unfortunately from new Jersey
you?

florida 😎😎❗️

you
i wouldn't say that so proudly if i were you
anyway did you click on my amazon wish list link ?

yep, can't believe you're still rick rolling in
2021
Wow you really are a child

you
HEY IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY

u just suck at cup pong

yuh yuh
I gotta go work so i'll talk to you later :)

You
oooo what do you work as?

not you leaving me on read 😍

it's a secret shhhhh

you
are you like a spy or something
like anonymous?

because that's hot

i'm terrified of you

no i'm not a hacker, but if that makes you more
attracted to me, then yes.

you
just tell me what you do brooooo
it's not that big of a deal

can't decide if i should call you Florida
boi or rugby face.

none of them idiot

Don't you have something to do
rather than annoy me?

you
okay asshole - don't change the subject .
also it's sunday ? i had a off day .

mhm

you
hey are you like my FBi agent because i've fantasised about falling in love with my FBI agent for the longest time.

I'm assuming one of your most used apps is wattpad

you
WHAT THE FUCK
STFU
NO ITS NOT

I Bet tiktok and twitter is up there in the most used apps too

you
BRUH GO BACK TO WORK FLORIDA BOI
I DIDNT TEXT U TO GET ATTACKED

LMAOOO

you
since you know wattpad you should follow me <3
*insert your username (lol) *

i would rather jump in a pool of sharks
LMAOOOO why is that your username?

you
stop bullying me you're literally from Florida

stOp BullYing Me YourE liTeralLy FrOm FloRidA

you
the block button looking realllll good right now